Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7182950)

..well, if you are a Friend of Dorothy...perhaps your single male colleagues can help out? ;)

Originally Posted by typical (Post 7182964)

There's a ring on my finger...

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7182974)

...foreplay? :rofl:

Originally Posted by typical (Post 7182985)

:rofl:

Better stop now, poor Eva will be having a heart attack...

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7182989)

OK...but when I lived in Al Khobar...most of us went over to Bahrain for some R&R. ;)

Originally Posted by typical (Post 7183015)

Most of my colleagues seem to head either to Dubai or Beiruit. For what, I can only imagine ;)

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7181416)

If you don't have any luck finding an escort service, I can recommend the following if your after a good hump!

www.go****acamel.com

Good luck.... :blink:

Originally Posted by still.unsure (Post 7183265)

Beiruit? the land of bombs and boobs i'm guessing...

Originally Posted by typical (Post 7182896)

People go stir crazy in the Magic Kingdom... and I'm a long way from home, Dorothy...

Seriously though - I am here with a good number of single male colleagues. They think about this stuff. A lot ;)

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 7183898)

Twas just not in your regular 'Church of Scotland' mode.
And I defo had you down as more of a friend of Pamela's than Dorothy's.
Those blouses you bought the other day......really for the wife were they?;)

Originally Posted by typical (Post 7184044)

Depends entirely which Pamela :sneaky:

And nothing screams red-blooded heterosexual male like a bit of cross-dressing... right? :unsure:

Originally Posted by bigbenman (Post 7762187)

Dear Desperate Dan

firstly you need to accept that you are probably not going to have a relationship with anyone, in the world anywhere. Because your question proves that your inherently stupid, which is good for the gene pool as you will hopefully never procreate.

But for your guidance heres how i did it.

hire a very fast car
convert , i can source a reasonably priced mat, flying rugs also available
accidentally bump into one of the very expensive cars with the blacked out windows
wink nicely at the driver and say, 'huh women drivers the same the world over' do make sure of gender at this point
live happily ever after when she laughs uncontrollably at the witty masoginistic offering of a joke
allow her to introduce you to 2 or 3 of her most beutiful friends
marry them also

I believe this is your only hope too..ooops i just woke up. Actually now i have been propositioned 4 times since being here. My gay icon status is hitting new highs.

But remember its important to have fun here, under the surface its a place you wont find anywhere else in the world, with great people, and some expats who couldnt find work elsewhere in the good times, but be warned if you take it seriously you will pay very large bills to your psychiatrist or end up as road kill ! Hey theres a thought female psychiatrist ... worth a go if the diamond encrusted 'princess' option fails... :thumbsup: good luck with your search and welcome to the world of the scorpion.

Oh and going to Bahrain may also work as your likely to catch something to take home to the wife. On the upside it will provide you with a useful reason to go to a hospital to meet nurses :0) who will be very impressed im assured !!!

Yours Mr Itsa Longshot (but its worth a try, this is what Fridays are for !)