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in_riyadh Jan 17th 2009 6:47 pm

where to find Girls in Riyadh
 
hi everybody,
I am almost 1 month in riyadh and it feels like prison.

can please anybody tell me where can i find escort services or girls in this big prison?

thanks!!!!!

The Dean Jan 17th 2009 6:49 pm

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by in_riyadh (Post 7181321)
hi everybody,
I am almost 1 month in riyadh and it feels like prison.

can please anybody tell me where can i find escort services or girls in this big prison?

thanks!!!!!

Hello.............

Escort services and girls in Riyadh?

There are a number of specialist agencies who can help you. Try these links:

www.morechanceofgettingablowjoboffthepope.com

www.wankingisyourbestbet.com

Tell us how you get on...........

rdan0209 Jan 17th 2009 7:10 pm

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by in_riyadh (Post 7181321)
hi everybody,
I am almost 1 month in riyadh and it feels like prison.

can please anybody tell me where can i find escort services or girls in this big prison?

thanks!!!!!

You mean you haven't yet tried the girls in black? They're all around,,,even better, try one of the guys with the three quarter frocks, carrying a big stick,,,

Spugsy Jan 17th 2009 7:13 pm

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by in_riyadh (Post 7181321)
hi everybody,
I am almost 1 month in riyadh and it feels like prison.

can please anybody tell me where can i find escort services or girls in this big prison?

thanks!!!!!

heh heh, you daft get.

Bison Jan 17th 2009 7:30 pm

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 
If you don't have any luck finding an escort service, I can recommend the following if your after a good hump!

www.go****acamel.com

Good luck.... :blink:

still.unsure Jan 18th 2009 2:21 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 
:rofl:

Inselaffen Jan 18th 2009 2:45 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 
or do what the devout Saudis do. go to Bahrain or Dubai for the weekend for a cheap hooker and booze

AnotherWorld Jan 18th 2009 4:39 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by in_riyadh (Post 7181321)
hi everybody,
I am almost 1 month in riyadh and it feels like prison.

can please anybody tell me where can i find escort services or girls in this big prison?

thanks!!!!!

Leave

typical Jan 18th 2009 5:33 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 
More seriously... but not by much...

Your chances are nurses, flight attendants and bored wives. Probably not in that order.

Since it's probably not worth getting sick just to get your leg over, try making friends with people of weird nationalities (such as Americans) in the hope of getting an invite to their embassy parties.

still.unsure Jan 18th 2009 6:38 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by in_riyadh (Post 7181321)
hi everybody,
I am almost 1 month in riyadh and it feels like prison.

can please anybody tell me where can i find escort services or girls in this big prison?

thanks!!!!!

you know what, i think you actually answered your own question with the highlighted line. ask yourself, what do people do in prison for a shag?

AnotherWorld Jan 18th 2009 8:46 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by still.unsure (Post 7182635)
you know what, i think you actually answered your own question with the highlighted line. ask yourself, what do people do in prison for a shag?

Yep. Heard thers plenty of poofters in Saudi too :p

Eva Jan 18th 2009 8:59 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by typical (Post 7182571)
More seriously... but not by much...

Your chances are nurses, flight attendants and bored wives. Probably not in that order.

Since it's probably not worth getting sick just to get your leg over, try making friends with people of weird nationalities (such as Americans) in the hope of getting an invite to their embassy parties.



:huh::huh:Such an atypical response from you Typical.........

typical Jan 18th 2009 9:17 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 7182855)
:huh::huh:Such an atypical response from you Typical.........

People go stir crazy in the Magic Kingdom... and I'm a long way from home, Dorothy...

Seriously though - I am here with a good number of single male colleagues. They think about this stuff. A lot ;)

MataHari Jan 18th 2009 9:23 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by typical (Post 7182896)
People go stir crazy in the Magic Kingdom... and I'm a long way from home, Dorothy...

Seriously though - I am here with a good number of single male colleagues. They think about this stuff. A lot ;)

apparently it's not allowed to think out loud about it on BE, since the OP looks to be banned...

MacScot Jan 18th 2009 9:36 am

Re: where to find Girls in Riyadh
 

Originally Posted by typical (Post 7182896)
People go stir crazy in the Magic Kingdom... and I'm a long way from home, Dorothy...

Seriously though - I am here with a good number of single male colleagues. They think about this stuff. A lot ;)

..well, if you are a Friend of Dorothy...perhaps your single male colleagues can help out? ;)


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