What's worse looking?
May 3rd 2012, 10:37 am
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What's worse looking?
A penis or a vagina?
May 3rd 2012, 10:59 am
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Re: What's worse looking?
It's not as if they all look exactly the same...
May 3rd 2012, 11:03 am
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Re: What's worse looking?
Subjective isn't it.
What about, what's better looking out of the two?
What about, what's better looking out of the two?
May 3rd 2012, 11:19 am
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Re: What's worse looking?
My vagina is definitely much better looking than my penis
May 3rd 2012, 12:02 pm
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Re: What's worse looking?
slow day today Scamp?
May 3rd 2012, 12:32 pm
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Re: What's worse looking?
A man walks into the clubhouse cut, bleeding, bruised and with a 7-iron wrapped around his head. The barman asks, “Whatever happened to you?”
“Well”, says the man, “I was having a round with my wife, and all was going well till we got to the 14th. You know, the one with the out of bounds to the right, next to the farmer’s field. It was my honour, and I hit a fairly decent one down the middle. But my wife sliced her’s really badly, and it flew at a rare old speed of knots into the farmer’s field. She was determined to find it, so we both clambered over the fence and started looking. There were cowpats everywhere, long grass, bushes—it was going to be tough. Then I saw this cow acting a bit odd—sorta looked in pain with its tail raised like it was about to take a dump. So I approached it gingerly, from behind, and there, wedged in its fanny, I could just about see a golf ball. So I carefully grabbed hold of its tail, pointed to the ball, and shouted to my wife: “Hey dear, this looks like yours””.
“Well”, says the man, “I was having a round with my wife, and all was going well till we got to the 14th. You know, the one with the out of bounds to the right, next to the farmer’s field. It was my honour, and I hit a fairly decent one down the middle. But my wife sliced her’s really badly, and it flew at a rare old speed of knots into the farmer’s field. She was determined to find it, so we both clambered over the fence and started looking. There were cowpats everywhere, long grass, bushes—it was going to be tough. Then I saw this cow acting a bit odd—sorta looked in pain with its tail raised like it was about to take a dump. So I approached it gingerly, from behind, and there, wedged in its fanny, I could just about see a golf ball. So I carefully grabbed hold of its tail, pointed to the ball, and shouted to my wife: “Hey dear, this looks like yours””.
May 3rd 2012, 1:19 pm
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Re: What's worse looking?
In a similar vein..................
Lord Ponsonby-Smythe looks out of the window and sees his wife slapping the gardener's face........... she then storms off, looking furious.
His Lordship walks out into the garden, and asks the gardener: "What happened?"
"No idea, your Lordship" says the gardener. "All I did was to tell Her Ladyship that if she would let me look behind her bush, I might be able to see her clematis......"
Lord Ponsonby-Smythe looks out of the window and sees his wife slapping the gardener's face........... she then storms off, looking furious.
His Lordship walks out into the garden, and asks the gardener: "What happened?"
"No idea, your Lordship" says the gardener. "All I did was to tell Her Ladyship that if she would let me look behind her bush, I might be able to see her clematis......"
May 3rd 2012, 3:00 pm
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Re: What's worse looking?
A Vagina is better looking though not the ones that look like a squashed hedgehog.
May 3rd 2012, 3:02 pm
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Re: What's worse looking?
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A Vagina is better looking though not the ones that look like a squashed hedgehog.
A Vagina is better looking though not the ones that look like a squashed hedgehog.
May 3rd 2012, 5:44 pm
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May 3rd 2012, 6:04 pm
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Re: What's worse looking?
Maybe Scamp left his account open at work, and this is his colleague being funny. But probably not.
May 4th 2012, 2:08 pm
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Re: What's worse looking?
I would rather be female than male, if that answers your question 
May 4th 2012, 6:11 pm
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Re: What's worse looking?
firm or flaccid?.... and then there's the blokes 
