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Bison Feb 18th 2009 7:28 am

What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 
My day would definately be spent in female changing rooms..... I would probably play with myself for a large part of the day to, yep that's probably it.

Bison

commander Feb 18th 2009 7:40 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 
take it up the hoop or do a fanny fart in public

Bison Feb 18th 2009 7:43 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 

take it up the hoop or do a fanny fart in public
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

So your gay then?

commander Feb 18th 2009 7:44 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7296874)
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

So your gay then?

ask your mum, she'll confirm otherwise

Charismatic Feb 18th 2009 7:49 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 
The cooking and washing, isn't that how it works? ;)

Grace O Malley Feb 18th 2009 7:50 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 

Originally Posted by Charismatic (Post 7296885)
The cooking and washing, isn't that how it works? ;)

yawn

MacScot Feb 18th 2009 7:57 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 
Have a w**k to see what all the fuss is about a female orgasm...

... else go out and buy a whole of lot of new shoes and compare that feeling with the orgasm :unsure:

Inselaffen Feb 18th 2009 9:24 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 
knowing my luck I'd "have the painters in" on that day!

Lorna at Vicenza Feb 18th 2009 9:36 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 
I'd save the life of a labourer.
I'd let my flat turn into a pigsty.
I'd go to work but waste time inventing silly threads and I'd think about going home to live off the social and play video games.
I'd eat cat stew - maybe make a chilli out of one - maybe put magic mushrooms in my omelette.
And I'd call myself BISON.

shiva Feb 18th 2009 9:56 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 
i'd translate "woman speak" and thoughts into man speak and leave myself a guide for life from the next day onwards.

and no i wouldnt pass it on, you can all suffer yes is no no is yes maybe is your ****ed now lad etc etc


and maybe i'd finally know how to answer the how does this look question if it even requires an answer cos any time i try i get it wrong

Blue Cat Feb 18th 2009 9:59 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 
I would go to work and sit on the internet all day then tell my wife when I got home that I had been busy all day :)

Confucius Feb 18th 2009 11:13 am

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7296833)
My day would definately be spent in female changing rooms..... I would probably play with myself for a large part of the day to, yep that's probably it.

Bison

I would put on a dildo and shag you...Sideways...Maybe that would shut you up...

Nic1 Feb 18th 2009 12:02 pm

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 
Have you been watching Scooby Doo ?

Shaggy ' oh wow, now I can watch myself shower naked . . .' or words to that effect . . .

N

Charismatic Feb 18th 2009 12:07 pm

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 

Originally Posted by annacarna (Post 7296889)
yawn

On the plus side you do get to spend someone elses money and spend afternoons having coffee with friends. Not all bad right? (Not actually quite true as miss charismatic is a part time student as well :)).

MissDemeanor Feb 18th 2009 12:10 pm

Re: What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?
 

Originally Posted by Bison (Post 7296833)
My day would definately be spent in female changing rooms..... I would probably play with myself for a large part of the day to, yep that's probably it.

Bison

Isnt that what you do now?!!


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