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What would you do if you were the opposite sex for a day?

Old Feb 18th 2009, 7:28 am
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My day would definately be spent in female changing rooms..... I would probably play with myself for a large part of the day to, yep that's probably it.

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Old Feb 18th 2009, 7:40 am
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take it up the hoop or do a fanny fart in public
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 7:43 am
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take it up the hoop or do a fanny fart in public


So your gay then?
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So your gay then?
ask your mum, she'll confirm otherwise
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Old Feb 18th 2009, 7:49 am
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The cooking and washing, isn't that how it works?
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The cooking and washing, isn't that how it works?
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Have a w**k to see what all the fuss is about a female orgasm...

... else go out and buy a whole of lot of new shoes and compare that feeling with the orgasm
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knowing my luck I'd "have the painters in" on that day!
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I'd save the life of a labourer.
I'd let my flat turn into a pigsty.
I'd go to work but waste time inventing silly threads and I'd think about going home to live off the social and play video games.
I'd eat cat stew - maybe make a chilli out of one - maybe put magic mushrooms in my omelette.
And I'd call myself BISON.
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i'd translate "woman speak" and thoughts into man speak and leave myself a guide for life from the next day onwards.

and no i wouldnt pass it on, you can all suffer yes is no no is yes maybe is your ****ed now lad etc etc


and maybe i'd finally know how to answer the how does this look question if it even requires an answer cos any time i try i get it wrong
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I would go to work and sit on the internet all day then tell my wife when I got home that I had been busy all day
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My day would definately be spent in female changing rooms..... I would probably play with myself for a large part of the day to, yep that's probably it.

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Have you been watching Scooby Doo ?

Shaggy ' oh wow, now I can watch myself shower naked . . .' or words to that effect . . .

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On the plus side you do get to spend someone elses money and spend afternoons having coffee with friends. Not all bad right? (Not actually quite true as miss charismatic is a part time student as well ).
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My day would definately be spent in female changing rooms..... I would probably play with myself for a large part of the day to, yep that's probably it.

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Isnt that what you do now?!!
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