What do you do when they close the M1???
Apr 18th 2011, 7:58 pm
#31
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
LOL Norsk, In my experience to get what you want you need to ask for it as clearly as possible- men aren't exactly good at hints are you?
Saves on the agro as well, why get wound up that a guy isnt understanding what you want when you aren't saying it straight- you are simple things bless you all.
Saves on the agro as well, why get wound up that a guy isnt understanding what you want when you aren't saying it straight- you are simple things bless you all.
Apr 19th 2011, 8:40 am
#32
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
Is doing the ironing and then a shag a possibility?
Apr 19th 2011, 8:46 am
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
lol just how good is your ironing lol
Apr 19th 2011, 8:49 am
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Apr 19th 2011, 8:52 am
#35
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
you filth bag!
Apr 19th 2011, 9:20 am
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
Fortunately Bahtat has single handedly pulled a thread from heading into EW territory and back to filth... Nearly choked on my schwarma when I saw the starch comment.
Blinding.
Blinding.
Apr 19th 2011, 9:21 am
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
I generally buy stuff that doesn't crease easily and hang it out to dry really carefully with a good flick, then fold it properly straight off the line. Mr Kitty does his shirts and I would do work shirts when I actually had to rock up to an office, but apart from that, it's really an as-and-when occurrence.
Apr 19th 2011, 9:24 am
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Apr 19th 2011, 9:54 am
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
LittleJimmy- you really think you could multitask those two! Pah I disagree my friend! Now unless you can prove it- so your wife may be in for an interesting night, I would say not a hope in hell! And I mean you would have to achieve satisfactory standards of ironing and shagging- ie orgsam for the lady! and your wife has to come on here and give a full statement that you achieved both tasks successfully!
Apr 19th 2011, 9:57 am
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
When my brother was little he asked our uncle why there was starch in yoghurt. My uncle said it makes your willy stiff.
Apr 19th 2011, 9:58 am
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
lol Hello Kitty and this is why you are getting asked to make rude cakes lol
Apr 19th 2011, 10:02 am
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Re: What do you do when they close the M1???
LittleJimmy- you really think you could multitask those two! Pah I disagree my friend! Now unless you can prove it- so your wife may be in for an interesting night, I would say not a hope in hell! And I mean you would have to achieve satisfactory standards of ironing and shagging- ie orgsam for the lady! and your wife has to come on here and give a full statement that you achieved both tasks successfully!