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-   The Sand Pit (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/)
-   -   What? Another car thread? (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/what-another-car-thread-903230/)

DXBtoDOH Oct 8th 2017 11:02 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
In certain types of accidents it makes it harder to get out of the car. I know parents who would never put children in seats like that, at least on a regular basis.


Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 12356932)
:confused:

Just for ease of getting in and out or...?

DXBtoDOH Oct 8th 2017 11:02 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 12356905)
well yes, on that basis clearly you shouldn't buy it at any price. Remember, you also won't be able to sell it.




I think you need some sex, you're awfully bitchy at the moment.
I had sex last night. It wasn't very good but it was still something :rolleyes:

Millhouse Oct 8th 2017 11:10 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH (Post 12356935)
I had sex last night. It wasn't very good but it was still something :rolleyes:
Oh come on, we've all not long had lunch.

scrubbedexpat141 Oct 8th 2017 11:11 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH (Post 12356933)
In certain types of accidents it makes it harder to get out of the car. I know parents who would never put children in seats like that, at least on a regular basis.
Thought so.

BMW possibly saved my life, with the seat belt being the other way round, choking at some traffic lights on a coin, it made it split seconds for the Mother to get me out and slap my back.

Are they still that way round in the new cars?

mission Oct 8th 2017 11:20 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH (Post 12356935)
I had sex last night. It wasn't very good but it was still something :rolleyes:
was that with a male or female?

DXBtoDOH Oct 8th 2017 11:22 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 12356945)
Oh come on, we've all not long had lunch.
Tell me, is no sex better than bad sex, or is bad sex preferable to no sex? Intriguing question. It can go either way I suppose. Which would you take?

mission Oct 8th 2017 11:25 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH (Post 12356958)
Tell me, is no sex better than bad sex, or is bad sex preferable to no sex? Intriguing question. It can go either way I suppose. Which would you take?
if bad sex is when the dude can't get it up...then definitely no sex is better than bad sex....or in this instance the battery operated assistant would come in handy.

Miss Ann Thrope Oct 8th 2017 11:26 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by mission (Post 12356955)
was that with a male or female?
Have you been paying no attention at all????

The pertinent question is whether anybody else was present (and via a screen does not count)?

mission Oct 8th 2017 11:27 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by Miss Ann Thrope (Post 12356968)
Have you been paying no attention at all????

The pertinent question is whether anybody else was present (and via a screen does not count)?
:rofl::rofl:

Miss Ann Thrope Oct 8th 2017 11:28 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH (Post 12356958)
Tell me, is no sex better than bad sex, or is bad sex preferable to no sex? Intriguing question. It can go either way I suppose. Which would you take?
A bumper sticker (or poster or something, before memes were a thing) that I once saw:
There's nothing in life as over-rated as bad sex or as under-rated as a good dump.
Except it didn't use the word dump.

DXBtoDOH Oct 8th 2017 11:29 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by Miss Ann Thrope (Post 12356968)
Have you been paying no attention at all????

The pertinent question is whether anybody else was present (and via a screen does not count)?
Unfortunately not. It'd have enliven things ;) he was a pretty dull Brazilian. Nice body but no personality. Just laid there and let me do my stuff. I quickly regretted not staying at the gym and hitting the hot tub instead. I'd have enjoyed that more. Bad bad bad grindr.

Funny thing is that I already knew it'd likely be bad sex beforehand. I could just tell....

DXBtoDOH Oct 8th 2017 11:32 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by Miss Ann Thrope (Post 12356977)
A bumper sticker (or poster or something, before memes were a thing) that I once saw:
There's nothing in life as over-rated as bad sex or as under-rated as a good dump.
Except it didn't use the word dump.
Possibly the most widely held but least openly said belief?

mission Oct 8th 2017 11:33 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH (Post 12356980)
Unfortunately not. It'd have enliven things ;) he was a pretty dull Brazilian. Nice body but no personality. Just laid there and let me do my stuff. I quickly regretted not staying at the gym and hitting the hot tub instead. I'd have enjoyed that more. Bad bad bad grindr.

Funny thing is that I already knew it'd likely be bad sex beforehand. I could just tell....
didn't realise you batted for the other team....not that, that makes any difference.

DXBtoDOH Oct 8th 2017 11:38 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
Originally Posted by mission (Post 12356989)
didn't realise you batted for the other team....not that, that makes any difference.
Hmmm.... I could do with a whole team.

Miss Ann Thrope Oct 8th 2017 11:39 pm
Re: What? Another car thread?
 
:rofl:

Originally Posted by mission (Post 12356989)
didn't realise you batted for the other team....not that, that makes any difference.


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