MataHari

don't worry...I won't do you

admon

is that because commander is a short arse?

MataHari

nah...think it's more a matter of personality

commander

**** me, my wife will be releaved...

commander

or lack of.....you have never met me to comment on mine, yours is pretty transparent through this medium...

MataHari

thanks, but no thanks...

commander

dont thank me, she wouldnt be interested..

commander

anyway...what are you wearing babeeehh......(cringe)

MataHari

oh yes, that old chesnut again...
and isn't it ironic that you also have never met me but you still feel the need to say that my personality is 'pretty transparent through this medium'...so I don't know you and therefore cannot comment, but you can comment on me...

commander

yes, cause i am that good..i can just tell

MataHari

I am impressed...

admon

if you are impressed now, wait til you see his ginger bollocks.

MacScot

...one might say bring back unusual characters, such as Beardman and BethPageBlack, but so many regulars wanted them banned.

Confucius

The only person that I don't ask that question is you, and for obvious reasons: you only wear a black spandex cycling gear, all year, every year...Strangely it's not disintegrating...

commander

Heh heh conf I have some seriously cool spandex on offer...you only have to ask.

And Admon, fellow iron brew pubic one--shut the **** up