We only have 3 days to live...
May 18th 2011, 3:26 am
#16
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
If we really are going to die in three days, Bahtat's list should be amended to "Things You'd Never Dream Of Doing" - after all, you have only three days to live with the shame and humiliation, after which nobody will be around to bother you or take the piss (and nor will you).
So, nominations please.
I'll start - Morris Dancing.
So, nominations please.
I'll start - Morris Dancing.
May 18th 2011, 3:32 am
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
well, that means 3 days left to subscribe to these guys: aftertherapturepetcare.com
May 18th 2011, 3:54 am
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
well, that means 3 days left to subscribe to these guys: aftertherapturepetcare.com
I want a pint of what she's been drinking...................
May 18th 2011, 4:14 am
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
Like all prophets of doom before, he will proclaim that The Lord has deigned to spare us for a few years more and will revise the date.
May 19th 2011, 5:41 am
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
If we really are going to die in three days, Bahtat's list should be amended to "Things You'd Never Dream Of Doing" - after all, you have only three days to live with the shame and humiliation, after which nobody will be around to bother you or take the piss (and nor will you).
So, nominations please.
I'll start - Morris Dancing.
So, nominations please.
I'll start - Morris Dancing.
May 19th 2011, 1:02 pm
#21
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
Wish I had seen this thread earlier.
I wouldn’t have turned down that gangbang invitation from the All British Synchronised Breastfeeding Display Team.
And I wouldn’t have renewed my subscription to “Whip and Wellies”
Made an entry in my diary. Just says “bugger”….
I wouldn’t have turned down that gangbang invitation from the All British Synchronised Breastfeeding Display Team.
And I wouldn’t have renewed my subscription to “Whip and Wellies”
Made an entry in my diary. Just says “bugger”….
May 19th 2011, 2:42 pm
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
If we really are going to die in three days, Bahtat's list should be amended to "Things You'd Never Dream Of Doing" - after all, you have only three days to live with the shame and humiliation, after which nobody will be around to bother you or take the piss (and nor will you).
So, nominations please.
I'll start - Morris Dancing.
So, nominations please.
I'll start - Morris Dancing.
Last edited by Millhouse; May 19th 2011 at 2:45 pm.
May 19th 2011, 7:23 pm
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
well, that means 3 days left to subscribe to these guys: aftertherapturepetcare.com
I have just laughed my arse off!
A little bit of doubt then.....
I have just laughed my arse off!
If the Rapture does not happen, you won't hear from us again except for an occasional request to "check in" once or twice a year to be sure your information is up to date.
May 19th 2011, 10:39 pm
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
May 20th 2011, 1:01 am
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
I am pleased that the beliefs of the American Taliban are spreading. Can't wait for them to get the codes for the nuclear arsenal..the rapture will finally come! 
May 21st 2011, 4:58 am
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
May 21st 2011, 5:44 am
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
are we all dead yet?
I cant tell.
I cant tell.
May 21st 2011, 6:52 pm
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
Well, I tried my level best to beat the deadline. Red wine at home followed by PJs, Ally Pally and then The Cellar (a friend new in town insisted on seeing the sights). Got home about 4:30 and defrosted and cooked (sort of) some dumplings, washed down with Limoncello. But I'm still here.
On the other hand, maybe I was comatose through the earthquake, I'm one of the 200 million who God rescued, and seeing as Abu Dhabi is heavenly anyway, He decided to leave it untouched and all the other residents are also among the 200 million.
Or perhaps not.
On the other hand, maybe I was comatose through the earthquake, I'm one of the 200 million who God rescued, and seeing as Abu Dhabi is heavenly anyway, He decided to leave it untouched and all the other residents are also among the 200 million.
Or perhaps not.
May 21st 2011, 10:58 pm
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Re: We only have 3 days to live...
Can't say the same about people who follow the example of another abrahamic belief...
N.
