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Old Jul 27th 2016, 9:14 am
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Originally Posted by mission
IGGLY aren't you married or something? or are you a wannabe playa?
Iggle is a wannabe. swiping everything right on tinder/ grinder in hopes of a lucky night.

It will happen one day Igs. Keep the faith, and stay strong.
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Old Jul 27th 2016, 9:32 am
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Originally Posted by mission
IGGLY aren't you married or something? or are you a wannabe playa?
She's in a different post code??? Thats the rules right.
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Originally Posted by Millhouse
Iggle is a wannabe. swiping everything right on tinder/ grinder in hopes of a lucky night.

It will happen one day Igs. Keep the faith, and stay strong.
You missed out Gaydar....
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You missed out Gaydar....
HEY! it's only gay if you push back.
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Old Jul 27th 2016, 10:53 am
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Originally Posted by iggle
She's in a different post code??? Thats the rules right.
ah so you & the Mrs (or Mrs to-be) don't currently live together here the UAE....Isn't she the one with the huge bazookers who gets a lot of attention when out and about?....I figured you guys lived together over here.
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Originally Posted by mission
ah so you & the Mrs (or Mrs to-be) don't currently live together here the UAE....Isn't she the one with the huge bazookers who gets a lot of attention when out and about?....I figured you guys lived together over here.
She lives with him every first and second Thursday of the month. Then he has to wait until pay-day again.
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Originally Posted by Millhouse
She lives with him every first and second Thursday of the month. Then he has to wait until pay-day again.
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She's was back in USSR for abit, she's back next week! We live together yes, no way would she not live with me. That means she'd have to get a job!

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HEY! it's only gay if you push back.
No, it's only gay if you don't beat them up after.
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What does she do when you're not around?

Does she spend all day flat on her back?

Originally Posted by iggle
She's was back in USSR for abit, she's back next week! We live together yes, no way would she not live with me. That means she'd have to get a job!

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Old Jul 27th 2016, 11:31 am
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What does she do when you're not around?

Does she spend all day flat on her back?
She has a quite successful polishing business
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Old Jul 27th 2016, 11:35 am
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Originally Posted by iggle
She's was back in USSR for abit, she's back next week! We live together yes, no way would she not live with me. That means she'd have to get a job!

just marry the beanie and then you can sponsor her and she can be your 24/7 sex slave
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Originally Posted by mission
just marry the beanie and then you can sponsor her and she can be your 24/7 sex slave
She agreed to a prenup last night!!!

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[20:11, 7/26/2016] Cook, Cleaner & Blow Blow: Lol you have delayed our marriage
[20:11, 7/26/2016]� Cook, Cleaner & Blow Blow:� Constantly
[20:11, 7/26/2016]� Cook, Cleaner & Blow Blow:� It's like I thought you would propose in Seychelles lol


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Originally Posted by iggle
She agreed to a prenup last night!!!

Copy of last night whatsapps msg

[20:11, 7/26/2016] Cook, Cleaner & Blow Blow: Lol you have delayed our marriage
[20:11, 7/26/2016]� Cook, Cleaner & Blow Blow:� Constantly
[20:11, 7/26/2016]� Cook, Cleaner & Blow Blow:� It's like I thought you would propose in Seychelles lol


I did set up the intimate supper for you to propose......

Bottler!
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