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Warning - Please do not wash your turkeys

Old Dec 12th 2007, 1:41 pm
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Just a caring tip for all of you at the festive time of year.

"Eight out of ten people wash their turkeys before cooking them, a survey finds - significantly increasing the risk of food poisoning. "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7140651.stm
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Just a caring tip for all of you at the festive time of year.

"Eight out of ten people wash their turkeys before cooking them, a survey finds - significantly increasing the risk of food poisoning. "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7140651.stm
I thought you were talking about personal hygiene...
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I thought you were talking about personal hygiene...
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Just a caring tip for all of you at the festive time of year.

"Eight out of ten people wash their turkeys before cooking them, a survey finds - significantly increasing the risk of food poisoning. "

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7140651.stm
Remember - A turkey is for Christmas, not just for life
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Remember - A turkey is for Christmas, not just for life
so I should kill the one I have curled up on my sofa?
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so I should kill the one I have curled up on my sofa?
No, just season it well and stuff an onion up it's butt.
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so I should kill the one I have curled up on my sofa?
No, give it a good plucking then baste it in melted butter and don't forget to ensure the giblets are taken good care of. Oh, and shove a large spud up it's arse !
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No, just season it well and stuff an onion up it's butt.
You got the arse bit in before me !
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No, just season it well and stuff an onion up it's butt.
haha just tried that and it let out an awful squeal.
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so I should kill the one I have curled up on my sofa?

Aw wait til he's watched the end of the movie tho'.....
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Aw wait til he's watched the end of the movie tho'.....
A Bernard Mathews Production I presume ?

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You got the arse bit in before me !
Yeah I guess "great minds" and all that....How's the Middle East fairing this fine day? Greetings from California!
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Yeah I guess "great minds" and all that....How's the Middle East fairing this fine day? Greetings from California!
Well the ME is ok from my perspective in Bahrain - bit cold (21) and windy but the extra strong Kingfisher beer is working well.

What's it like your way ?
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A Bernard Mathews Production I presume ?

BOOOOOOOOtiful !


Maybe its one of mine.....Turkeys like watching turkeys
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Well the ME is ok from my perspective in Bahrain - bit cold (21) and windy but the extra strong Kingfisher beer is working well.

What's it like your way ?
Cool around 16c..jealous about the beer... my choices are Budweiser or Miller Lite..
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