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Blue Cat Jan 23rd 2011 12:25 am

Vajazzling
 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=vajazzling

all the rage in the UK apparently, it was on a documentary in the UK the other night, Teen Sex or something it was called.

Bahtatboy Jan 23rd 2011 12:39 am

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Blimey.

MataHari Jan 23rd 2011 12:40 am

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stupid...

Bahtatboy Jan 23rd 2011 12:44 am

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 9122593)
stupid...

I think I'd need to see a few before I passed judgment. Tattoos (especially intricate Japanese ones) I like, body piercings not so much, but Swarovski'd naughty bits moves it into a completely different league.

MataHari Jan 23rd 2011 12:49 am

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9122609)
I think I'd need to see a few before I passed judgment. Tattoos (especially intricate Japanese ones) I like, body piercings not so much, but Swarovski'd naughty bits moves it into a completely different league.

well, I can't see what the attraction is...it's glued on so any action gives the risk of them coming off, so I assume it's just something to look at but don't touch...maybe when they catch the light the guy knows where the entrance is...all very weird and a case of what can we make up now that costs money and that will appeal to airheads...saw it in The only way is Essex a few months ago, very fitting...what a bunch of losers, I normally like a bit of crap TV but this was too bad even for me...

lionheart Jan 23rd 2011 12:50 am

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But not very pleasing on the tongue.

Millhouse Jan 23rd 2011 1:29 am

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Love it. I wonder if getting glitter in the snake's eye is as painful as getting it in your eyes?

weasel central Jan 23rd 2011 1:35 am

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Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 9122678)
Love it. I wonder if getting glitter in the snake's eye is as painful as getting it in your eyes?

dude if i was you i'd make sure you kept a condom on with those skank hoes you have been hanging around with:p

ctfc Jan 23rd 2011 2:59 pm

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You have to love the last example:

"Cleetus, quit vajazzling your sister and come inside for supper!"

ctfc Jan 23rd 2011 3:01 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9122609)
I think I'd need to see a few before I passed judgment. Tattoos (especially intricate Japanese ones) I like, body piercings not so much, but Swarovski'd naughty bits moves it into a completely different league.

Google is your friend: http://www.google.com/images?q=vajazzling

MataHari Jan 23rd 2011 3:32 pm

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Originally Posted by ctfc (Post 9124002)

I am loving the Barbie one :rolleyes:

DustyBits Jan 23rd 2011 10:02 pm

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Had Mrs DB's best friend over recently who's a beauty therapist with her own salon in Basingstoke. She does vajazzling AND pejazzling......go figure!

DB

Spugsy Jan 23rd 2011 10:56 pm

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Originally Posted by DustyBits (Post 9124511)
Had Mrs DB's best friend over recently who's a beauty therapist with her own salon in Basingstoke. She does vajazzling AND pejazzling......go figure!

DB

It sounds like fun to me, why not if they want to get it done, makes life a bit ore interesting eh?

Bahtatboy Jan 23rd 2011 11:05 pm

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Originally Posted by DustyBits (Post 9124511)
Had Mrs DB's best friend over recently who's a beauty therapist with her own salon in Basingstoke. She does vajazzling AND pejazzling......go figure!

DB

I guess that's for the guys. The Japanese (not sure if it was just a yakuza thing) used to insert pearls into the skin of the shafts of their penises, in order to better stimulate their partners. Guess that partly explains all those pearl-filled rabbits.

Madam Medusa Jan 23rd 2011 11:13 pm

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i just can't see how it lasts...those crystal tattoos only stay on if you're careful...vajazzling must mean it's a no action zone...

MM, xx

Ethos83 Jan 23rd 2011 11:16 pm

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Basingstoke, eh?

Why am I not surprised.


Originally Posted by DustyBits (Post 9124511)
Had Mrs DB's best friend over recently who's a beauty therapist with her own salon in Basingstoke. She does vajazzling AND pejazzling......go figure!

DB


Avarice Jan 24th 2011 3:06 pm

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I cant decide what i think of this... pretty but tacky... eye catching yet dont want a mouth full of sparkly crap... :confused:

JulesinDXB Jan 24th 2011 4:35 pm

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Why would anyone bedazzle their vjayjay? Just don't get it. Can't be very comfortable.

Bahtatboy Jan 24th 2011 4:48 pm

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Originally Posted by JulesinDXB (Post 9126647)
Why would anyone bedazzle their vjayjay? Just don't get it. Can't be very comfortable.

I've yet to see one (I don't intend to search via my company's VPN, and I doubt that too much will get past etisalat): on the one hand its akin to gilding the lily, but on the other I can imagine the aesthetic and erotic enhancement. Not sure that comfort comes into it.

Meow Jan 24th 2011 5:24 pm

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I've looked at the photos on the link and been thinking about why anyone would have this done or the appeal.

Conclusion: it's just not classy.

Millhouse Jan 24th 2011 5:27 pm

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Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9126724)
I've looked at the photos on the link and been thinking about why anyone would have this done or the appeal.

Conclusion: it's just not classy.

no, but they are glassy.

Spugsy Jan 24th 2011 5:58 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 9124627)
i just can't see how it lasts...those crystal tattoos only stay on if you're careful...vajazzling must mean it's a no action zone...

MM, xx

well surely not as that defeats the point.

Madam Medusa Jan 24th 2011 5:59 pm

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 9126791)
well surely not as that defeats the point.

but if you do anything, it will come off, so that also defeats the point...! it's just a stupid idea...

MM, xx

Spugsy Jan 24th 2011 6:35 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 9126794)
but if you do anything, it will come off, so that also defeats the point...! it's just a stupid idea...

MM, xx

Blimey, just imagine a lovely minge in front of you but you can't touch it.

Awful.

kittycat1 Jan 24th 2011 7:08 pm

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we sell the stick on swaovski ones here in our erm 'boudoir' store and they are one of our constantly sold out- it isnt a new concept at all this has been round for centuries in one form or another, just new technology is giving it new forms.

Bahtatboy the Myla pearl string is worth buying for the ladies puts a smile on your face!;)

Ethos83 Jan 24th 2011 7:12 pm

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Where is your shop? Maybe I'll stop by. Never been in a sex theme store although I have been to a sex theme bakery.


Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9126876)
we sell the stick on swaovski ones here in our erm 'boudoir' store and they are one of our constantly sold out- it isnt a new concept at all this has been round for centuries in one form or another, just new technology is giving it new forms.

Bahtatboy the Myla pearl string is worth buying for the ladies puts a smile on your face!;)


Millhouse Jan 24th 2011 7:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 9126834)
Blimey, just imagine a lovely minge in front of you but you can't touch it.

Awful.

The very reason why I find strip clubs so bloody tedious.

kittycat1 Jan 24th 2011 7:23 pm

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Ethos I'll PM you - and its not sex theme store its a store that helps married couples continue to enjoy a happy marrital life cough cough to be fair its hardly Soho but its a good effort!

Desert Dweller Jan 25th 2011 7:03 am

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Originally Posted by JulesinDXB (Post 9126647)
Why would anyone bedazzle their vjayjay? Just don't get it. Can't be very comfortable.

So that blokes gajizzle on them?

Bahtatboy Apr 13th 2011 8:37 pm

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And now available for your 11-year old.:blink:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-23059999/

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2011 8:53 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9304390)
And now available for your 11-year old.:blink:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-sto...5875-23059999/

:eek: that is so wrong!

kittycat1 Apr 13th 2011 9:03 pm

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It does say that they are not designed for bikini area use though. Obviously that would just be plane wrong.

Personally I hate the fake tattoo and body jewelry on kids (and adults) and I hate it when you see a young girl with pierced ears (let alone on babies).
My 5 year old goddaughter loves anything sparkly and as much as her dad insisted on a no make up policy she ended up going to a birthday party where they had a make up artist painting their nails etc- he went ballistic but kids are exposed to these thing so much earlier how do you stop a 5 year old girl from wanting to be a princess? So I am now approved make up artist as I buy her shimmer stuff that actually you can hardly see rather than full on slap and pale pink polish is allowed as long as its only for dress up and comes straight off! She also had a boyfriend which her dad is horrifeid by- thank god they only hold hands and the odd brave kiss on the cheek- he recently dumped her for someone else and she told me she was going to wait for a boyfriend that really loved her like prince charming and cinderella awww!

Its the same as when asda and Tescos started thongs and push up bras in kids sizes. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...kits-kids.html Why people want to make their kids grow up any faster than they already do is beyond me. My mum made me wear a bra at the age of 10, 30AA mind- but I hated it- as noone else at school wore one- so I used to take it off as soon as I got into school. Having said that girls are developing much younger than previous generations so wearing a bra may be required preteens, however a nice cotton fun and sweet product is much more approriate. Maybe there isroom to carry the young product on into larger sizes as girls age 10 and 11 need larger sizes.. oo I smell an opportunity!

Its alla bit bit fat gypsy weddingesque for me. where has all the style gone? I blame Heat magazine!

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2011 9:19 pm

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9304426)
It does say that they are not designed for bikini area use though. Obviously that would just be plane wrong.

Personally I hate the fake tattoo and body jewelry on kids (and adults) and I hate it when you see a young girl with pierced ears (let alone on babies).
My 5 year old goddaughter loves anything sparkly and as much as her dad insisted on a no make up policy she ended up going to a birthday party where they had a make up artist painting their nails etc- he went ballistic but kids are exposed to these thing so much earlier how do you stop a 5 year old girl from wanting to be a princess? So I am now approved make up artist as I buy her shimmer stuff that actually you can hardly see rather than full on slap and pale pink polish is allowed as long as its only for dress up and comes straight off! She also had a boyfriend which her dad is horrifeid by- thank god they only hold hands and the odd brave kiss on the cheek- he recently dumped her for someone else and she told me she was going to wait for a boyfriend that really loved her like prince charming and cinderella awww!

Its the same as when asda and Tescos started thongs and push up bras in kids sizes. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...kits-kids.html Why people want to make their kids grow up any faster than they already do is beyond me. My mum made me wear a bra at the age of 10, 30AA mind- but I hated it- as noone else at school wore one- so I used to take it off as soon as I got into school. Having said that girls are developing much younger than previous generations so wearing a bra may be required preteens, however a nice cotton fun and sweet product is much more approriate. Maybe there isroom to carry the young product on into larger sizes as girls age 10 and 11 need larger sizes.. oo I smell an opportunity!

Its alla bit bit fat gypsy weddingesque for me. where has all the style gone? I blame Heat magazine!

I watched a documentary last night about small vendors trying to get their products into Liberty's in London. There were two ladies who had gone into business manufacturing teen bra's, they were fabulous! lovely colours with lace etc, not boring like most first bra's are. I can't wait to see if they manage to get accepted into Liberty

kittycat1 Apr 13th 2011 9:36 pm

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Im sure there is a market- the problem is the supermarkets do have the monopoly on that market and Liberties are expensive- how many kids shop for undies there? not many- I've done bespoke parties for rich kids (catwalk shows where the kids get to keep the clothes) and the kids love primark, h&m and topshop as much as anyone else-disposable fashion, I want it and I want it now type thing- are kids going to appreciate spending more on lingerie when their bust size is changing so much- I would say its a price driven market- kids want young fashionable and cheap product-and newness- product they can afford regularly. I think your price points would want to be 12 quid for 2 type of price points. And with the price of cotton at the moment that is hard to achieve.

I have seen so many top end brands fail as they don't make any money- the money is in volume sales and that means competeive prices. You aim top end you are pretty much doomed to fail I am afraid, unless you have a fantasitic USP or an established brand name behind you or fantastic marketing. But good luck to them!

scrubbedexpat141 Apr 13th 2011 9:50 pm

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Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9126885)
The very reason why I find strip clubs so bloody tedious.

Not just me then.

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2011 11:58 pm

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9304456)
Im sure there is a market- the problem is the supermarkets do have the monopoly on that market and Liberties are expensive- how many kids shop for undies there? not many- I've done bespoke parties for rich kids (catwalk shows where the kids get to keep the clothes) and the kids love primark, h&m and topshop as much as anyone else-disposable fashion, I want it and I want it now type thing- are kids going to appreciate spending more on lingerie when their bust size is changing so much- I would say its a price driven market- kids want young fashionable and cheap product-and newness- product they can afford regularly. I think your price points would want to be 12 quid for 2 type of price points. And with the price of cotton at the moment that is hard to achieve.

I have seen so many top end brands fail as they don't make any money- the money is in volume sales and that means competeive prices. You aim top end you are pretty much doomed to fail I am afraid, unless you have a fantasitic USP or an established brand name behind you or fantastic marketing. But good luck to them!

kids may not shop in Liberties but their rich parents do, valid points though, they would go down a storm here I am sure of it

kittycat1 Apr 14th 2011 12:09 am

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There are soo many gaps in the market here Bluecat- I have about 50 ideas for businesses that would go down well over here!

Blue Cat Apr 14th 2011 12:15 am

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9304698)
There are soo many gaps in the market here Bluecat- I have about 50 ideas for businesses that would go down well over here!

I have been looking for something for a while, low investment, and something I can sell at all these craft fairs etc

Millhouse Apr 14th 2011 12:18 am

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9304698)
There are soo many gaps in the market here Bluecat- I have about 50 ideas for businesses that would go down well over here!

dildos?

Blue Cat Apr 14th 2011 12:21 am

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http://sweetling.co.uk/home this is them, hate the site but like the product


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