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Old Mar 29th 2012, 10:04 am
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Originally Posted by lullabelle
yeah but can you lick your cock?

Six year old agreed with the Filipino maid thing, since that was exactly what was happening with her best friend's dad next door.
Yeah but I have to hold my breath.
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Old Mar 29th 2012, 10:05 am
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Originally Posted by Scamp
Yeah but I have to hold my breath.
So THAT'S why you try to put your socks on standing up. I was trying to work it out.
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Old Mar 29th 2012, 11:33 am
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Anyone noticed the ad showing up on the forum these last few days, dustbag.co.uk? These guys are apparently shipping vacuum cleaner bags across the world to needy expats.

Is there seriously a market in vacuum cleaner bags at all anymore? And if you do need them in your vacuum cleaner of choice would you not be better off buying them where you live? Or are british sourced bags of better quality or something?

To be honest this is what oobiedooobiedoscoobiehoobiee or whatever his name is should do (if there is money to be made) instead of moving here to earn AED9K all in (sorry wrong thread I know, but hey this is the useless information thread right?)..

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Old Mar 29th 2012, 12:13 pm
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Originally Posted by Millhouse
Ignoring these nonsense ones. I do rather like how junctions are numbered on the major roads - i.e. how junction 403 follows 392, and it's 11km between the two. I think that's a really clever idea, much better than our 11,12,12a,13 rubbish where you have no idea on the distance between them.
This is very useful for someone traveling on an ox. Or if your odometer is broken. Otherwise what is the point of knowing how far the roundabout is from the beginning of the road?
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Originally Posted by co durham boy
Intercon or the Ritz-Carlton
I PM'd you.
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Old Mar 29th 2012, 1:00 pm
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
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I'm impressed you even used an exclamation mark!
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Originally Posted by Jim Smith
I'm impressed you even used an exclamation mark!
where is the exclamation mark??

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"THIS****INGIS,THOUGH"
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
where is the exclamation mark??

Morse Code Translator

- .... .. ... ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. .. ... --..-- - .... --- ..- --. .... translated is:
"THIS****INGIS,THOUGH"
--..-- Dah Dah Ditty DahDah!!
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Tomato leaves can induce heart attack
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the phrase 'Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas' is palindromic
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You can't burp and fart at the same time.
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
You can't burp and fart at the same time.
I don't believe that (although never tried). I do like a good dual sneeze-fart combo though.
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Originally Posted by Norm_uk
Have you read Hitchin's book, The Trial of Henry Kissinger? If there was ever someone who should be tried for war crimes it's that man...and he's walking as free as a bird, wined and dined and celebrated.

N.
Chris Hitchens?
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Chris Hitchens?
The one and only.
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