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Old Mar 29th 2012, 7:11 am
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Originally Posted by Tockalosh
A Flipper maid is statistically more likely to shag your husband than an Sri Lankan maid

She will also fit into the boot of a jeep cherokee along with her clothes and Loreal make up when you kick the bitch out at the airport

So will your wife if you kick her hard enough
What if you're married to a flipper?

Can you still get a maid to shag or does it open a rift in the time-space continuum?

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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
U.S. bombs dropped on Cambodia from 1969-1974: 2.71 million tons
All bombs used by all countries in World War II: approx. 2 million tons (includes atom bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki)

The bottom line:

- More bombs dropped on Cambodia by US than used by all countries in entire World War II.
- Cambodia is the most heavily bombed country in the history of mankind.
- Estimates of civilian deaths range from 600,000 to 1,000,000 from the US bombings.

Source: http://www.khmercity.net/forum/topic...ombed-cambodia
Have you read Hitchin's book, The Trial of Henry Kissinger? If there was ever someone who should be tried for war crimes it's that man...and he's walking as free as a bird, wined and dined and celebrated.

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Every single clam is born into the world a male. To combat this sexually unproductive sausage-fest, clams have developed the ability to change their gender from male to female. However, before the clam makes this serious adjustment, it has to be sure, as once the change is made, it’s irreversible.

Could be handy in Doha?
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
Every single clam is born into the world a male. To combat this sexually unproductive sausage-fest, clams have developed the ability to change their gender from male to female. However, before the clam makes this serious adjustment, it has to be sure, as once the change is made, it’s irreversible.

Could be handy in Doha?
Sounds relevant , i'm out tonight as well....
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
Every single clam is born into the world a male. To combat this sexually unproductive sausage-fest, clams have developed the ability to change their gender from male to female. However, before the clam makes this serious adjustment, it has to be sure, as once the change is made, it’s irreversible.
I like the idea of a deep thinking, thoughtful clam.
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Originally Posted by Meow
I like the idea of a deep thinking, thoughtful clam.
Dunno. Seems fishy to me.
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Originally Posted by co durham boy
Sounds relevant , i'm out tonight as well....
Are you frequenting a watering hole or drinking someone's Villa dry?
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Originally Posted by Meow
I like the idea of a deep thinking, thoughtful clam.
I'm sure there was one in Spongebob Squarepants..
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
Are you frequenting a watering hole or drinking someone's Villa dry?
I will taking in the delights of Doha's nightlife mate , that will take me all of 40 mins...

Heading down to West Bay to sink a few
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Originally Posted by co durham boy
I will taking in the delights of Doha's nightlife mate , that will take me all of 40 mins...

Heading down to West Bay to sink a few
I am going to do the same, well it is friday after all. May well see you about?
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
I am going to do the same, well it is friday after all. May well see you about?
Intercon or the Ritz-Carlton
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
Every single clam is born into the world a male. To combat this sexually unproductive sausage-fest, clams have developed the ability to change their gender from male to female. However, before the clam makes this serious adjustment, it has to be sure, as once the change is made, it’s irreversible.
That explains Elton John............
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Originally Posted by co durham boy
Intercon or the Ritz-Carlton
You say that like there are other options...
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Back to useless information............

You cannot lick your own elbow........... and dear God, the times I've tried.......
yeah but can you lick your cock?

Six year old agreed with the Filipino maid thing, since that was exactly what was happening with her best friend's dad next door.
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Originally Posted by lullabelle
yeah but can you lick your cock?
I'm so tempted to reply, "No, but I don't mind if you have a go", but I won't.
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