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Millhouse Apr 26th 2011 12:48 am

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Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9327157)
Yes mate , too many nights on the sauce and early rises gives a travelling man ' The Dukes ' at around 30 years of age.

good boy.

kittycat1 Apr 26th 2011 3:07 am

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I must say this thread has gone a bit nasty!

OleJanx Apr 26th 2011 4:12 am

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"After drinking,I sometimes wonder if life is worth living."

"That depends on the liver..."

co durham boy Apr 26th 2011 4:53 am

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Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9327479)
I must say this thread has gone a bit nasty!

Women get piles too you know , nothing worse than when you're in the zone and you discover she's got a bunch of ' Farmers '.....

OleJanx Apr 26th 2011 5:04 am

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A.K.A. "Chalfonts"...

weasel central Apr 26th 2011 5:47 am

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9327127)
The day you do that, come and post it.

I doubt posting on an internet forum will be on mind that day ;)

as middle age kicks in for me its becoming unlikely a repeat performance will be happening anytime soon :(

weasel central Apr 26th 2011 5:56 am

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Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9327151)
do you have piles too?

I am detecting a strange obsession with the condition of peoples' asses, care to explain yourself? :blink:

OleJanx Apr 26th 2011 6:08 am

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It is ARSE not ass. An ass is a donkey...

Ronnie Biggs Apr 26th 2011 6:10 am

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Originally Posted by weasel central (Post 9327825)
as middle age kicks in for me its becoming unlikely a repeat performance will be happening anytime soon :(

Having visited the depths of my soul on more stags than I care to remember I definitely agree with you on that one. They're turning into endurance tests/near-death experiences now. You know you're getting too old for a three day bender when you start feeling apprehensive about a stag do a few months in advance.....:confused:

co durham boy Apr 26th 2011 6:16 am

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Originally Posted by Ronnie Biggs (Post 9327898)
Having visited the depths of my soul on more stags than I care to remember I definitely agree with you on that one. They're turning into endurance tests/near-death experiences now. You know you're getting too old for a three day bender when you start feeling apprehensive about a stag do a few months in advance.....:confused:

The last one i did was in Vegas in last year , it was hurting me after day 2 , no sleep , constant debauchery , There's only so many strippers a man can have in his room at one time....

Paracletus Apr 26th 2011 11:47 am

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Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9327906)
The last one i did was in Vegas in last year , it was hurting me after day 2 , no sleep , constant debauchery , There's only so many strippers a man can have in his room at one time....

Well..until you meet a real mans man who shrugs it off with some Jack Daniels and Meth for breakfast. He's older than most of you I'm sure, and has hardly come up for a breath of air. Well..he claims to be somewhat calm now, I'd recomend watching the recent Lemmy documentary..not bad for a music documentary on one of the few remaining troopers.

http://blog.ckconcerts.com/wp-conten.../04/lemmy1.jpg

Oh..and he probably has more money than most of us as well. :thumbup:

kittycat1 Apr 26th 2011 4:45 pm

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Women get piles too you know , nothing worse than when you're in the zone and you discover she's got a bunch of ' Farmers '.....
Yes thank you, I was referring more to the toilet information and then the piles- all things I don't really need to know!

scrubbedexpat141 Jun 6th 2011 4:47 pm

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it happened again.

co durham boy Jun 6th 2011 5:31 pm

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Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 9415337)
it happened again.

Good Lad , keep up the good work...!

scrubbedexpat141 Jun 6th 2011 5:58 pm

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Originally Posted by co durham boy (Post 9415393)
Good Lad , keep up the good work...!

3 sausage and egg mcmuffins hasnt helped me.


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