Blue Cat

Millhouse

it's the least of your worries. Give it a few more years of this kind of abuse and you'll realise that the stuff falling out of your arse is indeed you. Visits from the dutch girl, Emma Rrhoid are not fun.

Blue Cat

Jesus Millhouse how old are you?

Tillybean

Better out than in as my dear gran would say.

Agree with Millhouse - alcopoops are your road to recovery.

Millhouse

Let's say that I started young and the those early years took a heavy toll on me.

co durham boy

C'mon fella , you've only been on the ground for a couple of weeks , how you gonna feel when you're just done a 3 day bender in the middle of summer and your A.C has just broken down and you've just woken up lying next to some Chinese bird who's about to tap you for a 1000 dizzers ?

The best is yet to come

weasel central

I am with you on this, jesus one night on the beer and having to get up early for work is considered some hedonistic lifestyle now.

3 day weekend of beers, spirits, good smoke, some uppers, and 3 or 4 naked women lying around the floor in the morning, trying to find your way home from a strange house or perhaps a strange country.

Thats worthy of an attention seeking thread in my opinion

Paracletus

In the words of Charlie Sheen, I believe it's called 'winning'.

littlejimmy

Delightful

weasel central

Well you have to 'win' in moderation or there is a danger that you'll end up as mental as Charlie!

co durham boy

Throw in a 7.00am trip to the off license for more booze and some skins and it's carry on as normal......

scrubbedexpat141

The day you do that, come and post it.

co durham boy

Iv'e nailed all of that on numerous occasions and in numerous countries.....It's what a basic stag weekend is made up of...!

Millhouse

do you have piles too?

co durham boy

Yes mate , too many nights on the sauce and early rises gives a travelling man ' The Dukes ' at around 30 years of age.