too old for clubbing?
Jul 24th 2010, 12:16 pm
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Re: too old for clubbing?
I would have been horrified to see an old person of 33 in a club when I was 18 in Rotters in Manchester (unless they were loose Single mums and therefore doable in the back of the Capri if the charm on the young pretty ones failed) so why should young people want old fogeys in their clubs now
Jul 24th 2010, 12:22 pm
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Re: too old for clubbing?
Could never argue that a 30 something single mum would pull out the stops in the tricks department but truth of the matter was that old burds had to try harder because which ever you looked at it, literally, An old starting-to-sag 33 year old is never going to look quite as sweet and un-stretch-marked as an average 18 year old hunny.
I am not denying they were not fun when the tight ones werent available though
Old blokes can get away with it. An old burd though is just an old burd
I am not denying they were not fun when the tight ones werent available though
Old blokes can get away with it. An old burd though is just an old burd
Jul 24th 2010, 12:25 pm
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Re: too old for clubbing?
Ag KK relax some
its far easier being a 30 something rather than an 18 year old. Well unless you want to go clubbing that is.
The average 30 year old burd has probably got married and is relatively settled pending the arrival of the first divorce anyway. As you have bagged your partner already you dont need to try in the underwear and make up department anymore
You dont have to spend a decent proportion of your wages on nice clothes anymore because hubby doesnt care and doesnt notice when you do make an effort so that scruffy pair of jog pants that all 30 something burds have around the house will do just nicely
As you are certainly past your best in the looks department you wont get harrassed by builders in the UK
You can buy a mumsy car and feel comfortable. Hell you can now tell everyone how good a people carrier is and how it wont ruin your hair unlike whizzing around in an Mx5
So overall its a great thing for a burd getting old and saggy
its far easier being a 30 something rather than an 18 year old. Well unless you want to go clubbing that is.
The average 30 year old burd has probably got married and is relatively settled pending the arrival of the first divorce anyway. As you have bagged your partner already you dont need to try in the underwear and make up department anymore
You dont have to spend a decent proportion of your wages on nice clothes anymore because hubby doesnt care and doesnt notice when you do make an effort so that scruffy pair of jog pants that all 30 something burds have around the house will do just nicely
As you are certainly past your best in the looks department you wont get harrassed by builders in the UK
You can buy a mumsy car and feel comfortable. Hell you can now tell everyone how good a people carrier is and how it wont ruin your hair unlike whizzing around in an Mx5
So overall its a great thing for a burd getting old and saggy
You sound like an old partied out has been.
Jul 24th 2010, 12:29 pm
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Re: too old for clubbing?
Could never argue that a 30 something single mum would pull out the stops in the tricks department but truth of the matter was that old burds had to try harder because which ever you looked at it, literally, An old starting-to-sag 33 year old is never going to look quite as sweet and un-stretch-marked as an average 18 year old hunny.
I am not denying they were not fun when the tight ones werent available though
Old blokes can get away with it. An old burd though is just an old burd
I am not denying they were not fun when the tight ones werent available though
Old blokes can get away with it. An old burd though is just an old burd
There are loads of old blokes in AD who maybe think they are getting away with it, but hello that baggy t shirt can not hide their big fat beer belly that has not seen the inside of a gym for years
Jul 24th 2010, 12:35 pm
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Re: too old for clubbing?
some men naturally like older women, my mam is 8 years older than my da, and my brother is 6 years younger than his wife. Its called Love.
Jul 24th 2010, 1:20 pm
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Jul 24th 2010, 3:00 pm
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Re: too old for clubbing?
Thats all I meant
I know its unfair but once women start to sag then they need to bag quickly
as its game over
Jul 24th 2010, 3:10 pm
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Jul 24th 2010, 3:20 pm
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Jul 24th 2010, 3:21 pm
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no they are impressed by their wallets darling, free drinks all round gals, the fat ole fella at the bar is buying, he thinks hes pulled, get real
Jul 25th 2010, 6:20 am
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S'funny but all the happily married blokes on my compound including myself all have wives 7-10 years younger than ourselves.
All the happy wives preferred an older bloke
All our wives are athletic and in fair shape for their age but all are on the slippery saggy spectrum to some degree or another
All the blokes are showing signs of beer consumption around the waist.
So its not just about flashing the cash in a bar to bed a younger bird though if all it takes is 300 dirhams of cocktails to bed a 20 something than that looks like money well spent to me and good luck to those investing in such pleasures.
Anyway this was just to say that life is cruel. Past 30 and no matter how much time you spend in the gym
the boobs sag, the inside sags, the ass sags, legs start to look like a relief map of the moon with that orange peel effect and eventually along comes the turkey neck which is just the pits. Definitely no pleasure in looking at that in the cold light of day. And whats with those thin purple thread vein things that hit the older burds ? Looks like a special effect from some alien horror movie
Add to that running your hands across a 40 somethings ass to find that they have left their HRT patch on is not sexy.
The only mums with grown up kids who look good and are MILFs are those who had them at 12 or 13 years old
By the time my mrs reaches ultimate sag melt down point, I will be too old to care what she looks like so its a win win all around
So leave being young to the 18 to 23 year olds who know how to enjoy it and have the bodies to enjoy it. Clubs are for young people not old saggies past their pert point
All the happy wives preferred an older bloke
All our wives are athletic and in fair shape for their age but all are on the slippery saggy spectrum to some degree or another
All the blokes are showing signs of beer consumption around the waist.
So its not just about flashing the cash in a bar to bed a younger bird though if all it takes is 300 dirhams of cocktails to bed a 20 something than that looks like money well spent to me and good luck to those investing in such pleasures.
Anyway this was just to say that life is cruel. Past 30 and no matter how much time you spend in the gym
the boobs sag, the inside sags, the ass sags, legs start to look like a relief map of the moon with that orange peel effect and eventually along comes the turkey neck which is just the pits. Definitely no pleasure in looking at that in the cold light of day. And whats with those thin purple thread vein things that hit the older burds ? Looks like a special effect from some alien horror movie
Add to that running your hands across a 40 somethings ass to find that they have left their HRT patch on is not sexy.
The only mums with grown up kids who look good and are MILFs are those who had them at 12 or 13 years old
By the time my mrs reaches ultimate sag melt down point, I will be too old to care what she looks like so its a win win all around
So leave being young to the 18 to 23 year olds who know how to enjoy it and have the bodies to enjoy it. Clubs are for young people not old saggies past their pert point
Jul 25th 2010, 6:33 am
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Re: too old for clubbing?
hands up who wants to put Tockalosh into the stocks and pelt him with nasty things!
Jul 25th 2010, 7:09 am
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Re: too old for clubbing?
S'funny but all the happily married blokes on my compound including myself all have wives 7-10 years younger than ourselves.
All the happy wives preferred an older bloke
All our wives are athletic and in fair shape for their age but all are on the slippery saggy spectrum to some degree or another
All the blokes are showing signs of beer consumption around the waist.
So its not just about flashing the cash in a bar to bed a younger bird though if all it takes is 300 dirhams of cocktails to bed a 20 something than that looks like money well spent to me and good luck to those investing in such pleasures.
Anyway this was just to say that life is cruel. Past 30 and no matter how much time you spend in the gym
the boobs sag, the inside sags, the ass sags, legs start to look like a relief map of the moon with that orange peel effect and eventually along comes the turkey neck which is just the pits. Definitely no pleasure in looking at that in the cold light of day. And whats with those thin purple thread vein things that hit the older burds ? Looks like a special effect from some alien horror movie
Add to that running your hands across a 40 somethings ass to find that they have left their HRT patch on is not sexy.
The only mums with grown up kids who look good and are MILFs are those who had them at 12 or 13 years old
By the time my mrs reaches ultimate sag melt down point, I will be too old to care what she looks like so its a win win all around
So leave being young to the 18 to 23 year olds who know how to enjoy it and have the bodies to enjoy it. Clubs are for young people not old saggies past their pert point
All the happy wives preferred an older bloke
All our wives are athletic and in fair shape for their age but all are on the slippery saggy spectrum to some degree or another
All the blokes are showing signs of beer consumption around the waist.
So its not just about flashing the cash in a bar to bed a younger bird though if all it takes is 300 dirhams of cocktails to bed a 20 something than that looks like money well spent to me and good luck to those investing in such pleasures.
Anyway this was just to say that life is cruel. Past 30 and no matter how much time you spend in the gym
the boobs sag, the inside sags, the ass sags, legs start to look like a relief map of the moon with that orange peel effect and eventually along comes the turkey neck which is just the pits. Definitely no pleasure in looking at that in the cold light of day. And whats with those thin purple thread vein things that hit the older burds ? Looks like a special effect from some alien horror movie
Add to that running your hands across a 40 somethings ass to find that they have left their HRT patch on is not sexy.
The only mums with grown up kids who look good and are MILFs are those who had them at 12 or 13 years old
By the time my mrs reaches ultimate sag melt down point, I will be too old to care what she looks like so its a win win all around
So leave being young to the 18 to 23 year olds who know how to enjoy it and have the bodies to enjoy it. Clubs are for young people not old saggies past their pert point
Jul 25th 2010, 7:09 am
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Re: too old for clubbing?
The only downside to marrying a girl much younger than myself, Tockalosh, is that, by the time my daughter has her 21st birthday party, I will be nearly 70 years old.
So it's not all fun and laughter for those of that persuasion.
So it's not all fun and laughter for those of that persuasion.
Jul 25th 2010, 7:15 am
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Re: too old for clubbing?
I only very rarely go "clubbing" because quite frankly, I find them boring now - dance and drink - thats it. They are indeed for the younger generation who have yet to fully appreciate the art of conversation. going clubbing has less to do with age, and more to do with how we prefer to interact when socialising. For me the club scene here in AD is awful - and I agree with Grace - there are very few places I feel comfortable venturing out to.
As for the boards self appointed bloke spokesperson on women over 30 and their place in the social hierarchy - ie:
Quite astonishing and very one dimensional. I won't bore you explaining my lifestyle, observations and experiences, except to say I have a very active life physically and socially that doesn't even resemble your description. People are surprised at my age - and I don't do anything special to keep it that way, except eat healthy, work out and take regular holidays. Oh and avoid passive misogynists.
As for the boards self appointed bloke spokesperson on women over 30 and their place in the social hierarchy - ie:
S'funny but all the happily married blokes on my compound including myself all have wives 7-10 years younger than ourselves.
All the happy wives preferred an older bloke
All our wives are athletic and in fair shape for their age but all are on the slippery saggy spectrum to some degree or another
All the blokes are showing signs of beer consumption around the waist.
So its not just about flashing the cash in a bar to bed a younger bird though if all it takes is 300 dirhams of cocktails to bed a 20 something than that looks like money well spent to me and good luck to those investing in such pleasures.
Anyway this was just to say that life is cruel. Past 30 and no matter how much time you spend in the gym
the boobs sag, the inside sags, the ass sags, legs start to look like a relief map of the moon with that orange peel effect and eventually along comes the turkey neck which is just the pits. Definitely no pleasure in looking at that in the cold light of day. And whats with those thin purple thread vein things that hit the older burds ? Looks like a special effect from some alien horror movie
Add to that running your hands across a 40 somethings ass to find that they have left their HRT patch on is not sexy.
The only mums with grown up kids who look good and are MILFs are those who had them at 12 or 13 years old
By the time my mrs reaches ultimate sag melt down point, I will be too old to care what she looks like so its a win win all around
So leave being young to the 18 to 23 year olds who know how to enjoy it and have the bodies to enjoy it. Clubs are for young people not old saggies past their pert point
All the happy wives preferred an older bloke
All our wives are athletic and in fair shape for their age but all are on the slippery saggy spectrum to some degree or another
All the blokes are showing signs of beer consumption around the waist.
So its not just about flashing the cash in a bar to bed a younger bird though if all it takes is 300 dirhams of cocktails to bed a 20 something than that looks like money well spent to me and good luck to those investing in such pleasures.
Anyway this was just to say that life is cruel. Past 30 and no matter how much time you spend in the gym
the boobs sag, the inside sags, the ass sags, legs start to look like a relief map of the moon with that orange peel effect and eventually along comes the turkey neck which is just the pits. Definitely no pleasure in looking at that in the cold light of day. And whats with those thin purple thread vein things that hit the older burds ? Looks like a special effect from some alien horror movie
Add to that running your hands across a 40 somethings ass to find that they have left their HRT patch on is not sexy.
The only mums with grown up kids who look good and are MILFs are those who had them at 12 or 13 years old
By the time my mrs reaches ultimate sag melt down point, I will be too old to care what she looks like so its a win win all around
So leave being young to the 18 to 23 year olds who know how to enjoy it and have the bodies to enjoy it. Clubs are for young people not old saggies past their pert point