Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5245973)

The titty thread??????

Well I had to have a look at this, of course...........

Well ignoring the fact that MH has returned to attacking me despite me falling in love with her last night (she's a fan of Dusty Springfield, Britain's finest ever female singer), I have to say there are a number of false (sorry!) assumptions that women make about men's views....

Firstly - women assume men prefer large breasts - not true, the vast majority of men actually find them quite intimidating, and prefer small-to-medium, if that makes sense......

Yes Beebee et al there are a number of us who are 'bum men' much more than we are 'tit men'. If I ruled the world, I would make it compulsory for all women from 16 to 60 to wear tight jeans, but what the hell....... if I ruled the world, that would be the least of your problems. Nice bottom encased in tight jeans...... excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom - I'll only be a few seconds...........

Ah, that's better..........

The psychological side (a woman's self-esteem, looking 'feminine' etc) - I need to think about that for a bit longer.......

And here is my other theory - clothes have a flattening effect. Every woman I have ever known intimately was bigger in the breast department when the clothes came off than I had imagined they would be. Do the boys agree?

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245930)

oh BB, don't tell him...I might be able to fool the newbie...

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246002)

He is no newbie..and he is very close...

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5246009)

oh...what have I missed...

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245989)

you lost me after the falling in love bit...

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5246024)

Lost you? I was about to suggest that myself.........

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246019)

Zammie was a regular at one stage..

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5246032)

I must have been abroad at that time...

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246067)

maybe.. but he lives close to us.

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5246079)

Mirdif is hot...

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5246079)

Mirdif is hot...

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246266)

must be the woman eh ;)

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246336)

MH? The hottest female in Mirdif.. I come a close second...

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246339)

i reserve judgement on that one, ;)

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246345)

so you know Mirdif then?