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Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245411)

lol...naughty

always.

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5245417)

always.

good boy...

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245394)

I have two other things on that night...I'll see what I can do, but I don't think I can get out of it...

Two? such a greedy woman :D

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245422)

good boy...

do i get a choccy drop now

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5245440)

do i get a choccy drop now

not yet...

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5245424)

Two? such a greedy woman :D

always keep a spare one...

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245446)

always keep a spare one...

so.. which one is the spare?

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245442)

not yet...

have i got to do the foot thing first, you was all a quiver last time :o

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245153)

I just knew there had to be a way to make you come on the board...

haha, all you had to do was ask!!!

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by zamboooka (Post 5245727)

haha, all you had to do was ask!!!

you know me...I am shy

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245757)

you know me...I am shy

i can vouch that she's not...

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5245918)

i can vouch that she's not...

oh BB, don't tell him...I might be able to fool the newbie...

Re: The Titty Thread...

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245757)

you know me...I am shy

yeah we both went to the same school of shyness.

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Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5245953)

yeah we both went to the same school of shyness.

ah...I do actually think that you are shy...

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245757)

you know me...I am shy

The titty thread??????

Well I had to have a look at this, of course...........

Well ignoring the fact that MH has returned to attacking me despite me falling in love with her last night (she's a fan of Dusty Springfield, Britain's finest ever female singer), I have to say there are a number of false (sorry!) assumptions that women make about men's views....

Firstly - women assume men prefer large breasts - not true, the vast majority of men actually find them quite intimidating, and prefer small-to-medium, if that makes sense......

Yes Beebee et al there are a number of us who are 'bum men' much more than we are 'tit men'. If I ruled the world, I would make it compulsory for all women from 16 to 60 to wear tight jeans, but what the hell....... if I ruled the world, that would be the least of your problems. Nice bottom encased in tight jeans...... excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom - I'll only be a few seconds...........

Ah, that's better..........

The psychological side (a woman's self-esteem, looking 'feminine' etc) - I need to think about that for a bit longer.......

And here is my other theory - clothes have a flattening effect. Every woman I have ever known intimately was bigger in the breast department when the clothes came off than I had imagined they would be. Do the boys agree?