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Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:03 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246554)
A titty thread would never be dedicated to me.. I am fine thankyou :)

You poor love, don't worry, tell me what thread to dedicate to you and I will start one in your honour. :(

beebee Aug 28th 2007 10:05 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246562)
You poor love, don't worry, tell me what thread to dedicate to you and I will start one in your honour. :(

Oh.. i had one in my honour.. called beebee :)

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:06 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246555)
Ohh, well tell me what else you want to be called, and I may oblige. ;);)

oh master

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:07 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246582)
oh master

My master, tell me, what do you want?? ;)

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:08 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246578)
Oh.. i had one in my honour.. called beebee :)

So you don't want another. Oh well, don't say I didn't try. :(

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:09 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246587)
My master, tell me, what do you want?? ;)

well a bacon buttie to start please,

beebee Aug 28th 2007 10:10 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246590)
So you don't want another. Oh well, don't say I didn't try. :(

one is enough for me.. but thanks anyway :)

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:10 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246597)
one is enough for me.. but thanks anyway :)

No problems, just remember I offered :rofl:

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:11 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246594)
well a bacon buttie to start please,

Bacon buttie, nectar of the gods. I'm presuming white pappy bread and brown sauce, crispy bacon, no fatty bits???

beebee Aug 28th 2007 10:12 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246594)
well a bacon buttie to start please,

sorry Myth.. tits like that and you ask for a bacon sarnie??

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:13 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246604)
Bacon buttie, nectar of the gods. I'm presuming white pappy bread and brown sauce, crispy bacon, no fatty bits???

oooh yeah crusts cut off, and cornered, like it cornered:o

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:14 am

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Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246612)
oooh yeah crusts cut off, and cornered, like it cornered:o

Now you've lost me, what's cornered?? :confused:

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:14 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246607)
sorry Myth.. tits like that and you ask for a bacon sarnie??

No problems, I can do tits and bacon buttie at the same time. :p

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:15 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246616)
Now you've lost me, what's cornered?? :confused:

heehhee play your cards right ;)

beebee Aug 28th 2007 10:16 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246620)
No problems, I can do tits and bacon buttie at the same time. :p

Oh..that confirms it then...

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:17 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246625)
Oh..that confirms it then...

Confirms what, lmao???:ohmy:

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:18 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246625)
Oh..that confirms it then...


Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246607)
sorry Myth.. tits like that and you ask for a bacon sarnie??

well need to build some strength first, beebee, what confirms it

beebee Aug 28th 2007 10:19 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246631)
Confirms what, lmao???:ohmy:

Err.. i'll tell u later..

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:27 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246643)
Err.. i'll tell u later..

I need to get to my bed soon, can't you tell me now, please BB!!!

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:28 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246643)
Err.. i'll tell u later..


Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246672)
I need to get to my bed soon, can't you tell me now, please BB!!!

yeah please beebee

beebee Aug 28th 2007 10:32 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246676)
yeah please beebee

Beebee is tired..

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:42 am

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246691)
Beebee is tired..

DD is tired too......shall we go to bed BB?? ;)

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:43 am

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246691)
Beebee is tired..

night beebee xxxx

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:44 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246729)
DD is tired too......shall we go to bed BB?? ;)

night DDx

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:46 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246737)
night DDx

Nite Mythic, been lovely meeting you. I'll be looking out for you from now on. Have a safe journey. :kiss:

beebee Aug 28th 2007 10:49 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246729)
DD is tired too......shall we go to bed BB?? ;)

Am on my way... ;)

Miss DD Aug 28th 2007 10:50 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246753)
Am on my way... ;)

Hurry up, I'm waiting for you. ;)

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:51 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246743)
Nite Mythic, been lovely meeting you. I'll be looking out for you from now on. Have a safe journey. :kiss:

you too

beebee Aug 28th 2007 10:52 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246758)
Hurry up, I'm waiting for you. ;)

Am there.. :p

mythic Aug 28th 2007 10:53 am

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246764)
Am there.. :p


Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246758)
Hurry up, I'm waiting for you. ;)

the mind boggles night both

Rushman Aug 28th 2007 11:10 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5244257)
Others seem to think because they have big ones, they automatically win some sort of competion...

Err.....they do.

mythic Aug 28th 2007 11:21 am

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5244260)
but nice eh...feeling the coolness of the AC flutter past them...

gonna have to come and service your AC make sure the flutter is just right, want no accidents now do we

Paidtoplease Aug 28th 2007 4:59 pm

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5245973)
The titty thread??????

Well I had to have a look at this, of course...........

Well ignoring the fact that MH has returned to attacking me despite me falling in love with her last night (she's a fan of Dusty Springfield, Britain's finest ever female singer), I have to say there are a number of false (sorry!) assumptions that women make about men's views....

Firstly - women assume men prefer large breasts - not true, the vast majority of men actually find them quite intimidating, and prefer small-to-medium, if that makes sense......

Yes Beebee et al there are a number of us who are 'bum men' much more than we are 'tit men'. If I ruled the world, I would make it compulsory for all women from 16 to 60 to wear tight jeans, but what the hell....... if I ruled the world, that would be the least of your problems. Nice bottom encased in tight jeans...... excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom - I'll only be a few seconds...........

Ah, that's better..........

The psychological side (a woman's self-esteem, looking 'feminine' etc) - I need to think about that for a bit longer.......

And here is my other theory - clothes have a flattening effect. Every woman I have ever known intimately was bigger in the breast department when the clothes came off than I had imagined they would be. Do the boys agree?

Hmmm I think you may be right !!!! Sorry Can't post the after picture :D

beebee Aug 28th 2007 5:02 pm

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by Paidtoplease (Post 5247390)
Hmmm I think you may be right !!!! Sorry Can't post the after picture :D

She has a pillow up her top :ohmy:

Paidtoplease Aug 28th 2007 5:03 pm

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Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5247395)
She has a pillow up her top :ohmy:


Honestly they are real, the other picture proves it !!!

beebee Aug 28th 2007 5:08 pm

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Originally Posted by Paidtoplease (Post 5247399)
Honestly they are real, the other picture proves it !!!

I don't want to see... must be gross!!
Are there any men out there that would find them attractive?

Paidtoplease Aug 28th 2007 5:11 pm

Re: The Titty Thread...
 

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5247403)
I don't want to see... must be gross!!
Are there any men out there that would find them attractive?

I really dont think so...but hey you never know !!!
Would have PM it to you but can't attach

MataHari Aug 28th 2007 5:14 pm

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Originally Posted by Paidtoplease (Post 5247407)
I really dont think so...but hey you never know !!!
Would have PM it to you but can't attach

her pics have been on BE before...they are real...and of course there are men out there that find that attractive...there's a market for everything and I mean everything...

Paidtoplease Aug 28th 2007 5:14 pm

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5247410)
her pics have been on BE before...they are real...and of course there are men out there that find that attractive...there's a market for everything and I mean everything...

That's True...

lionheart Aug 28th 2007 7:08 pm

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Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5247410)
her pics have been on BE before...they are real...and of course there are men out there that find that attractive...there's a market for everything and I mean everything...

Definitely not my cup of tea...by the way, anyone going to this weekend's Beer Festival at Irish Village? My normal drinking buddy is flying to Rome tomorrow.


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