Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5245973)

The titty thread??????

Well I had to have a look at this, of course...........

Well ignoring the fact that MH has returned to attacking me despite me falling in love with her last night (she's a fan of Dusty Springfield, Britain's finest ever female singer), I have to say there are a number of false (sorry!) assumptions that women make about men's views....

Firstly - women assume men prefer large breasts - not true, the vast majority of men actually find them quite intimidating, and prefer small-to-medium, if that makes sense......

Yes Beebee et al there are a number of us who are 'bum men' much more than we are 'tit men'. If I ruled the world, I would make it compulsory for all women from 16 to 60 to wear tight jeans, but what the hell....... if I ruled the world, that would be the least of your problems. Nice bottom encased in tight jeans...... excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom - I'll only be a few seconds...........

Ah, that's better..........

The psychological side (a woman's self-esteem, looking 'feminine' etc) - I need to think about that for a bit longer.......

And here is my other theory - clothes have a flattening effect. Every woman I have ever known intimately was bigger in the breast department when the clothes came off than I had imagined they would be. Do the boys agree?

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245930)

oh BB, don't tell him...I might be able to fool the newbie...

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246002)

He is no newbie..and he is very close...

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5246009)

oh...what have I missed...

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5245989)

you lost me after the falling in love bit...

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5246024)

Lost you? I was about to suggest that myself.........

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246019)

Zammie was a regular at one stage..

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5246032)

I must have been abroad at that time...

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246067)

maybe.. but he lives close to us.

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5246079)

Mirdif is hot...

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5246079)

Mirdif is hot...

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246266)

must be the woman eh ;)

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246336)

MH? The hottest female in Mirdif.. I come a close second...

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246339)

i reserve judgement on that one, ;)

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246345)

so you know Mirdif then?

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246347)

no, afraid not,

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246378)

We are Mirdif Mavis's .. then you get the Jumeirah Janes.. bit like Kingston compared to Coffee Hall!! Or Leadenhall to The Lakes estate!

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246384)

i see, well in my minds eye i think i know the fairest one of all

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246386)

MM is not here I'm afraid...

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246427)

oh dear, she an early bird then,

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246448)

You are kidding..she is prob out on the town still in the UK.. if she were here she would prob still be out..

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246448)

You are kidding..she is prob out on the town still in the UK.. if she were here she would prob still be out..

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5246465)

yeh shes probably in the Kebab van queue at this very moment ;)

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5246465)

yeh shes probably in the Kebab van queue at this very moment ;)

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246476)

oooh nice, kebabs are good at the end of a night:rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246488)

I have found some here...

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246492)

got a new one opened down road from here, but its early days to judge

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246498)

had one tonight.. not quite the same, but as close as you would get here i imagine

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246503)

oooh thanks to MH's countrymen i just dont feel like i could handle one just yet

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246524)

Evening all...is this thread dedicated to me ;):D:D

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246524)

Evening all...is this thread dedicated to me ;):D:D

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246530)

actually.. no

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246535)

dam gone blind :rofl::rofl:

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246540)

Heloo Mythic, we haven't had the pleasure before, i don't think. ;)

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246545)

no we havent, work away a lot, so they yours, forgive me for being foreward, but hey

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246549)

Forward is good darling!!! :lol:

Originally Posted by Miss DD (Post 5246537)

Oh BB, sorry, is it dedicated to you?? How are you today, by the way...:D

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5246551)

darling, wow, aint been called that for a while,

Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5246554)

A titty thread would never be dedicated to me.. I am fine thankyou :)