Stereotypical Physical Traits by Profession
 

Just saw in another thread.

"hairy arsed builder"

Speaking as someone in the construction industry I'm not aware of a higher density of hair follicles per square centimeter of arse skin than the general population.

"tight arsed" accountant
"tough like a jockey's bollocks"

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Pointy 'shoed'? That covers a lot.

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tight arsed relates more to being a jew

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Only for proper muck and bullets guys.

Wouldn't call many of our consultancy lot 'hairy arsed'. Which is a shame because they're often more fun.

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lol.. are your thoughts directly transmitted into the keyboard.

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:nod:

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Oh Mission... :blink: Why is there no facepalm icon?

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hahaha, my bad :p:o

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The Moneysupermarket ad is probably a good example of stereotypes (hairy overweight builders and balding, glass wearing businessmen)

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Yeah but then it blows them out of the water with the dancing and lower-half costumes...

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Yeah I've never quite understood the denim hotpants on the businessmen...

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well you never know what's going on under the desk...

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Nothing exciting under mine apart from farts and a beautiful laptop bag.

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And to accompany the OP:
Automotive choices by profession?

I can already envision some of you unable to resist mentioning hairdressers and a certain landrover product ;)

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Architects in Saabs?

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Who drives Bimmers ? Middle management indicating they have arrived? Up and coming go getter Financial services providers?

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Engineers and Golf GTIs.

Literally zero imagination. Good cars but I would get pretty much anything else not to be part of the other 20 odd GTIs in the car park.

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Proper mid life crisis car that. But early mid-life. When they still have kids so they need the 5 door version....but think they're really cool.

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Boys doing well in IT and porches.

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Exactly! And really fast! One of the boys here replaced his older GTI with a Megane R26.... had it about 6 months before he sold it as it scared him. Golfs are good but they are by no means a great drivers car. They look after you too much. This guy got a little sqiffy in the Megane and that was it. Nae balls. He went straight out and bought the Golf R.

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Well they do keep the rain off the door...

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:hand: to all you Golf haters :p
I've had both the GTi and the R....loved both cars......although the R is in a different league to the GTi....but i wouldn't go back to having either of these again

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Thing is, out here, what's the point in a fast / racy car?
Most roads have speed cameras every 2 miles.
Most roads are straight.
Most roads have traffic lights or speed bumps.

Got shot down in the office for this but nobody could tell me where there are 'fun' roads to enjoy such a car regularly and easily. (EG: My old commute was through the New Forest...A roads / B roads, glorious, even in a diesel A3).

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err there are plenty of stretches of road where you can put your foot down.....even on SZR ....but of course you need to know the distances between the cameras.....there's a stretch on SZR between two cameras where almost every day (driving to the office) i clock up to 160-180...granted it doesn't last that long coz then next camera approaches

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Of course, there are some good gaps but apart from a Friday morning, when is there little enough traffic?

Straight road and driving fast is very....American. It's shouty and high speed but a Golf GTI type (et al) is going to be more fun on a windy (Wiggly not blowy) road.

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You can say that about pretty much every urban environment in the world..... people will still buy sporty cars though.

As I'm frequently all over the UAE I know many a decent twisty road with no cameras.

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Generally not a VW fan if I'm honest, its not just the blandness of the Golf. Although years ago I did manage to find myself a Corrado VR6 over here. Now that is an awesome car. One of only three in the UAE back then. I haven't seen one here in years now though. Would love another one...... or failing that a nice Pug 205 GTI, now that's a proper pocket rocket.

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well that sums me up pretty well. albeit it's the R32 rather than the GTi.

Any suggestions what to get next to avoid the mid life tag!

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Sorry mate. It's my boss too, he really thinks he's cool because of it. Says his son calls it the race car - which means he obviously drives like a lunatic when his kids in the car....which I don't understand either?

Anyway. R32 is better so you win on that front?

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Get a Harley.... that will sort you right out.... ;):rofl:

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Merc GLA250 is a decent compromise. Quite sporty but not too 'mid-lifey'. The GLA45 is a different thing again though. A so-called 'crossover'??? that can hit the scramble to 100km/h in around 4.5 seconds from a 2 litre 4 banger is no dog. Fun if you can spec the optional launch control as well !

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i was looking to get the GLA45 but in the end I just didn't like the rear headlights. the GLA250 is more or less the same as the GTi.

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rear headlights? I'm not sure you've really got the hang of this driving business:rofl:

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sure why not?
Ive seen many 'rear' headlights in my time which dazzled me completely ;)
and almost all of them were female

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:lol::lol:

On the topic of headlights, I think fog lights should be banned on cars here.

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fair play :lol:

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i totally agree

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Proper engineer's car is a Subaru, a golf GTI is the car of a facilities manager :lol:

Though for all things fast it has to be a motorbike

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For me, the sterotypes are:

Builder - tattoos, overweight with muscles - driving a van and a previa for the weekends
Estate / Recruitment Agent - skinny tie, premiership footballer haircut - driving a hot hatch
Banker - Fat, red faced, expensive ill fitting suit - driving a 2 seater sports car or 4x4, both never used to their full extent.
Salesrep - stinking of cheap aftershave, cheap suits - driving company BMW, or Cavalier

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America is very unique in that it is the only country where you have regular Joe drive pickup trucks, even though they don't need it. Seems like the UAE is also a good candidate for people to drive pickups, considering all the recreational options available there. Full size pickups can be quite luxurious, on par with luxury cars.