the bat

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


GAUTENG:
When you rearrange the letters:
GET A GUN

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Confucius

Showtime
When you rearrange the letters:
Orbit

the bat

yes i can see that, wonder how that one got past the boffins.

Confucius

You have to watch carefully...

the bat

i will from now on.

MacScot

Shoplifter: "Has to pilfer"
Husband and wife: "Fun was had in bed"
and one for The Dean:
I have a large penis: "He is plain average"

Here are some for regular BE posters:

Madam Medusa: "Madam amused", "A Mamma's Dude" or "A dam mad muse"!

Blue Cat: "Tea club", "Cat lube" or "Lace but".

Matahari: "Maria hat", "A hair mat" or "Tiara ham"

Paidtoplease: "A pale deposit", "A polite spade" or "Dies to appeal".

Inselaffen: "Elf fannies", "Sniff an eel", "Feline fans" or "Nae sniffles" (Scottish for no sniffles)

Lady Lou: "A dull yo" or a "Loud lay".

IndieGirl: "Rigid line", "I ring idle" "Grin, I lied"

Twinkle-star: "Stalker twin", "Raw tent silk", "A strewn kilt" or "Straw tinkle". The last one is a painful urological condition according to the Uxbridge dictionary (aka I'm sorry I haven't a clue).

Try yourself at http://wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html but tends to work with longer words or nicknames.

IndieG

mmmmmm didn't think I'd get caught

IndieG

Just did with my real name

MacScot

What was the result - then we might be able to guess your real name in reverse!

The Dean

You missed the best one (mentioned on that website, but quite old anyway so probably familiar to everyone):

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. =
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.