I hope they will have done their diversity training - before upsetting any LGM.

No but there should be a part of this forum dedicated shouldn't there?

Snort. As it happens, no, I have an 'intolerance' to nuts but ****ing love them, so they're banned, as is the most obvious alternative. You get a choice of crisps or any space named choc.


In all seriousness though, I wouldn't do Mars but I'd probably do the moon.

Goo. As for me a star-bar and space raiders would be an essential part of a meal deal on mars. I literally can't think of any more appropriately named snack.

I thought a galaxy or milky way would be the only possible chocolate bars with an appropriate name to be eaten on Mars.

I'd go to the Moon as long as none of my family or himself's family were allowed. I'd need a lot of chocolate with me and some champagne too. Other than that I'd be quite happy.

Why?

Why what? The family, the chocolate or the champagne???

Sounds like the sort of person who just needs a lot of space.

I do like peace and quiet! I find the moon landings fascinating, it's hard to get a sense of scale from the photos and film taken. I'd just like to bounce around on the moon's surface and drive a moon buggy. The simple pleasures in life.

You sound like my kinda gal.

The family, sorry, should have been clearer.

Because they are a bunch of arseholes . Does that help?

You've just defined yourself as an arsehole