Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a wanker?

A: You can't get your arm round an elephant...

Oh, you're asking Qataris...

Here's a silly question.

On a scale of one to ten, one being a complete and abject failure, and ten being the ranked the worst sporting event in history, how successful will Qatar 2022 be?

You actually expect Qataris to turn up?!

Well there are only two Qataris but yes as they are both really reliable and lovely.

The rest are Brits and Germans

don't mention the war!

Lol i'll try

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.
So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads.

Stop it!

You started it!

No we didn't!

Yes you did, you invaded Poland!

Men over there don't normally wear pants, it is not comfortable with the thobe dress they wear

I think most Qatari's would choose the USA.... oh.....

Daddy or chips?

Invisibility. I'd kick a mime artist to death, so at least he'd die with everybody thinking he was great at his job.

Frankie Boyle

What would be the outcome of the following fight:
Twenty duck-sized horses versus a horse-sized duck?

If you could be one celebrity / sportsperson / actor etc for the day, who would you be and why?

They all turned up, they all joined in and all answered the silly questions.