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Silly questions needed
Hi all
I'm writing a workshop - i'm looking for some silly questions for an ice breaker. I'm delivering this workshop tomorrow so its all a bit last minute. help me! what silly questions can i get people to ask each other? |
Re: Silly questions needed
Name of first cuddly toy or name of first pet...? Not sure whether you're after questions that need a short answer or require a longer one?!
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Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by Theseus
(Post 10286697)
Hi all
I'm writing a workshop - i'm looking for some silly questions for an ice breaker. I'm delivering this workshop tomorrow so its all a bit last minute. help me! what silly questions can i get people to ask each other? |
Re: Silly questions needed
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice? Why does a gynecologist leave the room when you undress? If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth? Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed? Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside? Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer? |
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Why isn't Phonetic spelt the way it sounds?
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
(Post 10286710)
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice? |
Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by Cypselos
(Post 10286731)
Marketing - Erik the Red thought it'd persuade more people to move there.
When Erik returned to Iceland after his exile had expired, he is said to have brought with him stories of "Greenland". Erik deliberately gave the land a more appealing name than "Iceland" in order to lure potential settlers. He explained, "people would be attracted to go there if it had a favorable name".[6] He knew that the success of any settlement in Greenland would need the support of as many people as possible. His salesmanship proved successful, as many people (especially "those Vikings living on poor land in Iceland" and those that had suffered a "recent famine") became convinced that Greenland held great opportunity. |
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What is the flying speed of the African Swallow?
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Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by vcf49
(Post 10286706)
Name of first cuddly toy or name of first pet...? Not sure whether you're after questions that need a short answer or require a longer one?!
Short or long I don't mind but yes questions like this are good. Britexpat - I need question people can answer about themselves. but thanks i like the smurf one lol |
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What is the surface tension of semen?
Yes. That question did 'come' up in a pub quiz once. |
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Why the hell are we here?
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Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by OleJanx
(Post 10286752)
Why the hell are we here?
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Originally Posted by Theseus
(Post 10286761)
To listen to me ramble on about risk management for 2 hours :D
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Have you ever broken a bone?
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Originally Posted by al dente
(Post 10286769)
Have you ever broken a bone?
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are you more likely to be killed:
by a mule or a plane crash? by a badger or a baboon? |
Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by al dente
(Post 10286775)
are you more likely to be killed:
by a mule or a plane crash? by a badger or a baboon? B) Badger giving you TB. |
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If the Chernobyl radiation cloud was imposed over this region, would we be under it?
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Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by OleJanx
(Post 10286777)
A) Mule
B) Badger giving you TB. |
Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by al dente
(Post 10286779)
If the Chernobyl radiation cloud was imposed over this region, would we be under it?
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Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by OleJanx
(Post 10286777)
A) Mule
B) Badger giving you TB. |
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Originally Posted by Theseus
(Post 10286785)
How many badgers have you seen in Doha recently?
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What's the largest animal you could throw over a football crossbar?
(For me a reckon a medium sized dog or goat) Could an air plane take off from a running treadmill? Is a sandwich cut in half two sandwiches? |
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If a pair of trousers is plural, why is a trouser suit singular?
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what colour pants/knickers are you wearing?
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Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 10286877)
what colour pants/knickers are you wearing?
Followed by, when was the last time you had a wank. |
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I'm not sure our qatari colleagues are going to enjoy asking or answering the what colour pants question. lol
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Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by Theseus
(Post 10286991)
I'm not sure our qatari colleagues are going to enjoy asking or answering the what colour pants question. lol
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hehe no that's fine
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If you could choose one superpower, what would you choose? And why?
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Q: What's the difference between an elephant and a wanker?
A: You can't get your arm round an elephant... |
Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by Theseus
(Post 10286991)
I'm not sure our qatari colleagues are going to enjoy asking or answering the what colour pants question. lol
Here's a silly question. On a scale of one to ten, one being a complete and abject failure, and ten being the ranked the worst sporting event in history, how successful will Qatar 2022 be? |
Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by auzdafluff
(Post 10287088)
Oh, you're asking Qataris...
Here's a silly question. On a scale of one to ten, one being a complete and abject failure, and ten being the ranked the worst sporting event in history, how successful will Qatar 2022 be? |
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Originally Posted by OleJanx
(Post 10287092)
You actually expect Qataris to turn up?!:eek:
The rest are Brits and Germans |
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don't mention the war!
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Lol i'll try
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Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 10287330)
don't mention the war!
So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads. |
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Originally Posted by Kix
(Post 10287370)
I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right.
So! It's all forgotten now, and let's hear no more about it. So, that's two egg mayonnaise, a prawn Goebbels, a Hermann Goering, and four Colditz salads. You started it! No we didn't! Yes you did, you invaded Poland! |
Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 10286877)
what colour pants/knickers are you wearing?
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Re: Silly questions needed
Originally Posted by Meow
(Post 10287037)
If you could choose one superpower, what would you choose? And why?
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