British Expats - Shops in Dubai and Sharjah

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British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)

- The Sand Pit (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/)

- - Shops in Dubai and Sharjah (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/shops-dubai-sharjah-803739/)

stevemartin

Jul 23rd 2013 10:35 am

Shops in Dubai and Sharjah

I would like to know where I can buy dildo for my wife

Kix	Jul 23rd 2013 10:46 am

Re: Shops in Dubai and Sharjah

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Originally Posted by stevemartin (Post 10814499)

I would like to know where I can buy dildo for my wife

You'll have to do better than that, size? colour? power? adjustable? knobbly? ears?

Come on Steve....

Irishbeekeeper

Jul 23rd 2013 10:54 am

Re: Shops in Dubai and Sharjah

I think she already has one, he just doesnt know it yet ;)

Blue Cat

Jul 23rd 2013 11:27 am

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Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 10814542)

I think she already has one, he just doesnt know it yet ;)

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

The Dean

Jul 23rd 2013 7:40 pm

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I assume this is THE Steve Martin, the second unfunniest man in the world......?

Millhouse

Jul 23rd 2013 7:57 pm

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go **** yourself

[Dragon mart, apparently]

Patsy Stoned

Jul 23rd 2013 8:18 pm

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"can I get a dildo for my wife?".... certainly ......it seems like a fair swap darling :)

Autonomy

Jul 23rd 2013 8:21 pm

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just get yourself a 3D printer...

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/sca...-sex-toys-nsfw

stevemartin

Jul 25th 2013 4:47 am

Re: Shops in Dubai and Sharjah

Quote:

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 10814542)

I think she already has one, he just doesnt know it yet ;)

Blue Cat

Jul 25th 2013 4:48 am

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Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10815454)

I assume this is THE Steve Martin, the second unfunniest man in the world......?

I thought he was funny in the man with two brains

stevemartin

Jul 25th 2013 5:56 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 10817963)

I thought he was funny in the man with two brains

Boomhauer

Jul 25th 2013 10:04 am

Re: Shops in Dubai and Sharjah

Just go to any construction/concrete equipment supply store and get a vibrator.

Cordless compact vibrator from Makita
http://www.blackrocktools.com/makita...y-bvr850z.html

Beakersful

Jul 25th 2013 2:25 pm

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They sell body massagers in my local mall. Massive ones! I see the women coming in and their eyes widening.....at the prices..

Irishbeekeeper

Jul 25th 2013 4:37 pm

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Originally Posted by Beakersful (Post 10818767)

They sell body massagers in my local mall. Massive ones! I see the women coming in and their eyes widening.....at the prices..

Mine's pretty small, bout 4'8" ;)

stevemartin

Jul 25th 2013 5:11 pm

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Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 10819018)

Mine's pretty small, bout 4'8" ;)

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