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Old Jul 23rd 2013, 11:35 am
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I would like to know where I can buy dildo for my wife
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Old Jul 23rd 2013, 11:46 am
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I would like to know where I can buy dildo for my wife
You'll have to do better than that, size? colour? power? adjustable? knobbly? ears?

Come on Steve....
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I think she already has one, he just doesnt know it yet
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Old Jul 23rd 2013, 12:27 pm
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I think she already has one, he just doesnt know it yet
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I assume this is THE Steve Martin, the second unfunniest man in the world......?
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go **** yourself

[Dragon mart, apparently]
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"can I get a dildo for my wife?".... certainly ......it seems like a fair swap darling
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just get yourself a 3D printer...

http://motherboard.vice.com/blog/sca...-sex-toys-nsfw
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I think she already has one, he just doesnt know it yet
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I assume this is THE Steve Martin, the second unfunniest man in the world......?
I thought he was funny in the man with two brains
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Old Jul 25th 2013, 6:56 am
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I thought he was funny in the man with two brains
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Just go to any construction/concrete equipment supply store and get a vibrator.

Cordless compact vibrator from Makita
http://www.blackrocktools.com/makita...y-bvr850z.html
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They sell body massagers in my local mall. Massive ones! I see the women coming in and their eyes widening.....at the prices..
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They sell body massagers in my local mall. Massive ones! I see the women coming in and their eyes widening.....at the prices..
Mine's pretty small, bout 4'8"
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Old Jul 25th 2013, 6:11 pm
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Mine's pretty small, bout 4'8"
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