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Alexa Jan 1st 2011 2:03 am

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Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9070589)
You are about half Nigella's size!

Nigella has a lovely face, but a huge arse (which is why she is usually shot from the waist up) but I bet she is way nicer, more interesting, intelligent and fun than that McKeith freak. I know which one I'd rather have as a friend.

Not really, but I am a bit shorter...and know how to dress ;)
And yes, that other woman(is she really???), is frightening.
Can't be bothered with torturing myself (exercise). Done that before, was all muscled up ...but I do actually prefer myself now. I like a good walk though. Preferably at a beach :D

grefattys Jan 4th 2011 9:41 am

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Originally Posted by shiva (Post 9068701)
slow daily exercise will consist of a treadmill desk which i will be building next week

http://bit.ly/gIKnNh

:thumbup: That is neat treadmill desk

UKCityGent Jan 5th 2011 4:18 pm

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The russian army has a simple solution to this:

3 core excercises - pressup, squats and leg raises

do them slowly one pressup should last you 5 min just to warm up - in one continous motion) (then working up to 15 mins) - this is just one pressup

most people cant do a single pressup for 30 sec

for running there are various breathing excercises that will physcially drain you in 10 mins

A gym session shouldnt last you more than 20 mins if done correctly and intensely

Spugsy Jan 5th 2011 4:39 pm

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Originally Posted by UKCityGent (Post 9080974)
The russian army has a simple solution to this:

3 core excercises - pressup, squats and leg raises

do them slowly one pressup should last you 5 min just to warm up - in one continous motion) (then working up to 15 mins) - this is just one pressup

most people cant do a single pressup for 30 sec

for running there are various breathing excercises that will physcially drain you in 10 mins

A gym session shouldnt last you more than 20 mins if done correctly and intensely

yeah it's funny how my personal trainer gets me doing loads of leg exercises, lunges etc to get fit and lose weight - I thought it would be all cardio, but I don't do much of that at all.

UKCityGent Jan 5th 2011 4:53 pm

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I have never understood the need for a personal trainer - just like a shrink - Bandler of NLP once said something like its in a shrinks interest to keep you as sick as possible rather than offer the solution which would reduce his salary.

Same thing for a PT - keeps you in a gym for 1 hr as it fits with his schedule and salary expectations !

commander Jan 6th 2011 12:55 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 9069319)
, water is the key to weightloss,

most simplistic quote of 2011 to date.

"Its okay, i drink a litre of water for every one of the five big mac supersize i eat daily. Why am i still a fat bastard? as BC on BE said water is the key to weightloss?.."

jesus wept woman:D

Blue Cat Jan 6th 2011 1:05 am

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Originally Posted by commander (Post 9081796)
most simplistic quote of 2011 to date.

"Its okay, i drink a litre of water for every one of the five big mac supersize i eat daily. Why am i still a fat bastard? as BC on BE said water is the key to weightloss?.."

jesus wept woman:D

:rolleyes: you know what I meant!!

commander Jan 6th 2011 1:11 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 9081812)
:rolleyes: you know what I meant!!

i never...

Blue Cat Jan 6th 2011 1:34 am

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Originally Posted by commander (Post 9081820)
i never...

well you have never done Weight Watchers or any diet, as all the ones I have done recommend an increased intake in water

commander Jan 6th 2011 2:02 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 9081856)
well you have never done Weight Watchers or any diet, as all the ones I have done recommend an increased intake in water

An increased intake in water is recommended for healthier living, diet or no diet.

Some people drink hardly no water

seven seas Jan 6th 2011 3:07 am

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fantastic!! well done- posting this here is a a good motivator.

Madam Medusa Jan 6th 2011 3:19 am

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omg, i just watched the documentary about britain's fattest man...enough to put you off food for life...

shame, he seems like a nice guy...

MM, xx

Blue Cat Jan 6th 2011 3:20 am

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 9082032)
omg, i just watched the documentary about britain's fattest man...enough to put you off food for life...

shame, he seems like a nice guy...

MM, xx

I watched it this morning, Atilla and I nearly came to blows over it, I thought he was a nice guy as well, I hope he loses the weight

Madam Medusa Jan 6th 2011 3:26 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 9082037)
I watched it this morning, Atilla and I nearly came to blows over it, I thought he was a nice guy as well, I hope he loses the weight

yeah, me too, his legs were just horrific...

MM, xx

The Dean Jan 6th 2011 4:13 am

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 9082037)
I watched it this morning, Atilla and I nearly came to blows over it, I thought he was a nice guy as well, I hope he loses the weight

Nearly came to blows??

You mean a fight nearly broke out? Or you nearly performed oral sex on him?

shiva Jan 6th 2011 5:42 pm

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plan well underway now, too early to see any losses but i am in enough whole body painings to know i'm on the right track. roll on rest day today

shiva Jan 6th 2011 5:44 pm

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Originally Posted by commander (Post 9081909)
An increased intake in water is recommended for healthier living, diet or no diet.

Some people drink hardly no water


most people dont drink nearly enough plain old fashioned water, especially here, between heat outdoors and dehydrating aircon systems we have to be more vigilant

Patsy Stoned Jan 6th 2011 6:01 pm

Re: Shape Up in 2011
 

Originally Posted by UKCityGent (Post 9081028)
I have never understood the need for a personal trainer - just like a shrink - Bandler of NLP once said something like its in a shrinks interest to keep you as sick as possible rather than offer the solution which would reduce his salary.

Same thing for a PT - keeps you in a gym for 1 hr as it fits with his or her schedule and salary expectations !

A lot of people don't have the self discipline to push themselves that extra bit to make the exercises work. They also may not have an understanding how to do exercises correctly or use the machines properly.
Most of my clients come to me just twice a week and the majority of them have been coming to me for over a year. A lot of people also need the support and encouragement to change their eating habits and maintain a healthy eating for life regime.

commander Jan 6th 2011 10:24 pm

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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 9083357)
A lot of people don't have the self discipline to push themselves that extra bit to make the exercises work. They also may not have an understanding how to do exercises correctly or use the machines properly.
Most of my clients come to me just twice a week and the majority of them have been coming to me for over a year. A lot of people also need the support and encouragement to change their eating habits and maintain a healthy eating for life regime.

exactly, for the same reason i recommend joining a group. Motivation from a group or a PT is invaluable as February rolls in and the urge to splurge kicks in.

UKCityGent Jan 6th 2011 11:23 pm

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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 9083357)
A lot of people don't have the self discipline to push themselves that extra bit to make the exercises work. They also may not have an understanding how to do exercises correctly or use the machines properly.
Most of my clients come to me just twice a week and the majority of them have been coming to me for over a year. A lot of people also need the support and encouragement to change their eating habits and maintain a healthy eating for life regime.

104 hours a year - wow im in the wrong business :)

Its hard to imagine how you can screw up basic excercises that i described.

But each to their own i suppose.

Bahtatboy Jan 6th 2011 11:38 pm

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Originally Posted by UKCityGent (Post 9083868)
104 hours a year - wow im in the wrong business :)

Its hard to imagine how you can screw up basic excercises that i described.

But each to their own i suppose.

You only need ONE visit to a gym to understand how people can screw up any exercise. Most people don't even know how to breathe when exercising, and most trainers either don't know or don't teach it. PTs like Patsy are one in a thousand, most I wouldn't trust to pack my kit bag. And if you don't do the exercises correctly, not only won't you get maximal benefit from them, you also run the risk of injury.

Even basic exercises have to be done correctly, and there are more ways of doing them incorrectly than correctly. Plus, there are variations for each exercise--for squats, for example, three different foot positions (plus whether or not to elevate your heels), three different stances, how deep to go, whether to lock your knees at the top or not, whether or not to be explosive on the positive part of the exercise, and so on. And then you've got squat variations: power, front, full, olympic, split, sissy, back, overhead, prisoner, uni, sumo etc.

You don't need a PT, but one way or another you need to know what you're doing.

commander Jan 6th 2011 11:39 pm

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Originally Posted by UKCityGent (Post 9083868)
104 hours a year - wow im in the wrong business :)

Its hard to imagine how you can screw up basic excercises that i described.

But each to their own i suppose.

and spending 5 minutes on 1 press up is really going to drive joe average to the gym.

People do sport and keepfit for a variety of reasons ranging from meeting people, to muscle definition to aerobic and cardiovascular improvement.

doing a 20 minute gym session is of absolutely no use to me. Any run under 1 hour or is a waste of time.

PT's like PS provide motivation, knowledge and understanding to her clients giving them an understanding of 'what' they are actually doing when working out.

How many people on here actually know their resting heart rate, VO2Max and aerobic threshold values. These are critically important for maximising a cardiovascular workout.

most people think trotting along on a treadmill for 30 mins twice a week is actually going to improve their fitness...

UKCityGent Jan 7th 2011 2:45 am

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Guys calm down you need to relax and breathe :thumbup:

As i said i base things on my experience - others may have different experiences

Have a propserous and phyically fit 2011

commander Jan 7th 2011 4:22 am

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Originally Posted by UKCityGent (Post 9084214)
Guys calm down you need to relax and breathe :thumbup:

As i said i base things on my experience - others may have different experiences

Have a propserous and phyically fit 2011

what is your HR when calm? :D

Millhouse Jan 7th 2011 7:18 am

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Originally Posted by commander (Post 9083889)
How many people on here actually know their resting heart rate, VO2Max and aerobic threshold values.

How many on here care?

UKCityGent Jan 7th 2011 10:17 am

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Originally Posted by commander (Post 9084432)
what is your HR when calm? :D

No idea - but im always smiling

Maybe we should do a thread on progress for a run (not my fave activity) - is there a Middle East marathon (or half) - good way to link it with your charity as well ??

commander Jan 7th 2011 2:14 pm

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Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 9084792)
How many on here care?

you, they should

Millhouse Jan 7th 2011 2:25 pm

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Originally Posted by commander (Post 9085553)
you, they should

...but like 99% of the british population I wouldn't know what do with the information.

My point is, I, like the majority, would like to be fit/fitter - but I am not interested in being an athlete. I am therefore quite happy doing the odd bike ride, gym session or game of tennis. I really couldn't care less about oxygen intake levels, resting heart rates or any other measure that wasn't used 60 years ago. I just want to do my bit and get a red face.

Patsy Stoned Jan 7th 2011 3:36 pm

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9083886)
You only need ONE visit to a gym to understand how people can screw up any exercise. Most people don't even know how to breathe when exercising, and most trainers either don't know or don't teach it. PTs like Patsy are one in a thousand, most I wouldn't trust to pack my kit bag. And if you don't do the exercises correctly, not only won't you get maximal benefit from them, you also run the risk of injury.

You don't need a PT, but one way or another you need to know what you're doing.


Originally Posted by commander (Post 9083889)

PT's like PS provide motivation, knowledge and understanding to her clients giving them an understanding of 'what' they are actually doing when working out.

Thanks for your support guys xxxx

@ citygent........I don't just work 2 hours a week! I start classes at 6am and finish at 7.30pm, it is my clients that only come to me twice a week!!!! :)
AND I guarantee that you would not be able to complete 1 of my lower body workouts :D

flares Jan 7th 2011 4:06 pm

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I'm skiing at the end of the month.

Any additional exercises to help a 39 yr old with a knackered right knee (v old footy injury - no ACL) see through the week?

Usually swim and cycle.

Patsy Stoned Jan 7th 2011 4:56 pm

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Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 9085736)
I'm skiing at the end of the month.

Any additional exercises to help a 39 yr old with a knackered right knee (v old footy injury - no ACL) see through the week?

Usually swim and cycle.

Have you checked with your Dr. that it is safe to ski? I wouldn't recommend doing it until you have the all clear. Some people think that all they need to do is wear a knee support BUT in some cases that makes it worse.

With knee injuries it is important to maintain a proper position when exercising, however, without knowing and seeing how the knee reacts to different exercises it is impossible ..and unethical for me to recommend any exercises.

flares Jan 7th 2011 5:24 pm

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I don't actually have a doctor - does that sound strange?

My exercise regime will comprise an additional 10 mins a day standing on one leg throwing a tennis ball against a wall.

Horace goes skiing! :thumbup:

Patsy Stoned Jan 7th 2011 5:37 pm

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Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 9085826)
I don't actually have a doctor - does that sound strange?

My exercise regime will comprise an additional 10 mins a day standing on one leg throwing a tennis ball against a wall.

Horace goes skiing! :thumbup:

more fool you then!
I can recommend a very good Sports Therapist if you need 1 Victoria Roper at the Osteopathic Health Centre 04 3487366. You should really get your knee checked before you go.

commander Jan 7th 2011 10:19 pm

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Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 9085572)
...but like 99% of the british population I wouldn't know what do with the information.

My point is, I, like the majority, would like to be fit/fitter - but I am not interested in being an athlete. I am therefore quite happy doing the odd bike ride, gym session or game of tennis. I really couldn't care less about oxygen intake levels, resting heart rates or any other measure that wasn't used 60 years ago. I just want to do my bit and get a red face.

that is fine and what i used to be like before i started actually looking into the statistics.

Once you learn about your body, you also learn to push it in certain ways with an absolute knowledge of what you are doing.

Its not for everyone, but then again, sitting in pubs drinking and smoking isnt for everyone either.

commander Jan 7th 2011 10:21 pm

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Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 9085736)
I'm skiing at the end of the month.

Any additional exercises to help a 39 yr old with a knackered right knee (v old footy injury - no ACL) see through the week?

Usually swim and cycle.

swimming and cycling are great for dodgy knees. Would take PS advice though about skiing---major impact on the knees there mate!!

commander Jan 7th 2011 10:24 pm

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Originally Posted by UKCityGent (Post 9085126)
No idea - but im always smiling

Maybe we should do a thread on progress for a run (not my fave activity) - is there a Middle East marathon (or half) - good way to link it with your charity as well ??

There is the RAK half marathon in February. I am doing that one. My aim is to go sub 1h30.

Anyone else doing this?

Autonomy Jan 7th 2011 10:53 pm

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Originally Posted by saudiflares (Post 9085826)
I don't actually have a doctor - does that sound strange?

My exercise regime will comprise an additional 10 mins a day standing on one leg throwing a tennis ball against a wall.

Horace goes skiing! :thumbup:

Seriously - don't ski with your knee in this condition. I completely screwed my ligaments and cartilage skiing - the binding was way too tight, it didn't release and my lower leg went about 300 degrees round while the top half didn't...

The possible rotation and also lateral stresses are going to be very very risky with your ACL not being right...

I would not do it.

PS I thought my leg was better and then tore all the ligaments a second time roller skating - same lateral motion, just snapped and went down very hard and fast....

UKCityGent Jan 7th 2011 10:58 pm

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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned (Post 9085688)
Thanks for your support guys xxxx

@ citygent........I don't just work 2 hours a week! I start classes at 6am and finish at 7.30pm, it is my clients that only come to me twice a week!!!! :)
AND I guarantee that you would not be able to complete 1 of my lower body workouts :D

Whats the wager ?

Next time im in Dubai i may drop you a mail :D

Blue Cat Jan 7th 2011 11:47 pm

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Confession time .... I still haven't had my session with my personal trainer :o

Patsy Stoned Jan 7th 2011 11:50 pm

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Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 9086288)
Confession time .... I still haven't had my session with my personal trainer :o

you just having 1 session BC??? :D
Come on sort it out, then you will be motivated to continue.


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