twistopher

So, which idiot decided that was a good idea?!!
Bet she's having the mother of all hangovers now!!
Clown.
And we wonder why British people get a bad name.

busybee2

What not abiding by the "rules" heaven forbid. Consequences!

arbroath_abroad

its because Dubai is accessable to all sorts of chavs/neds and lowlifes. I preferred it when only the elite and desirables came to live here..

MataHari

shaggin' on the beach is highly overrated anyway...

busybee2

and thats why you moved to abu dhabi instead.

Spugsy

aye not worse than a lass complaining you've been flicking sand on her....

arbroath_abroad

at a morning meeting about 15 years ago when the ship was doing training in Portland. we used to go out on the piss in Weymouth..

At this meeting, i turns to my collegue, a plump WREN and politely asked if she enjoyed herself last night...

reply: yes, great night, got pumped on the beach by a marine, only downside today is i still have sand up my snatch'

as everyone chocked on their pasties...

arbroath_abroad

yea it is a lot more civilised here, go to PJ's on a Friday afternoon...Its like friggin blackpool

MataHari

you know so much but not how to use the quote button...

Spugsy

and here she is http://www.news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=595038

weescot

I was once asked by an American friend if we had shags on the beach in Scotland.... In the South, it has a completely different meaning:

http://www.goshagging.com/lessons.htm

arbroath_abroad

what a hound....id have stuck her head in the sand, not her arse..

Spugsy

heh heh, maybe thats why they arrested her, the new 'no pigs in knickers' rule?