sex and the aged
Feb 3rd 2008, 5:34 am
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sex and the aged
After his exam the doctor said to Wayne, "You appear to be in good
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
about?"
"In fact, I do," said Wayne" After I have sex I am usually hot and
sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am
usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife Barbie, the doctor said,
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that
you would like to discuss with me?" Barbie replied that she had no
questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why? "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the
first time is usually in July and the second time is in December ."
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
about?"
"In fact, I do," said Wayne" After I have sex I am usually hot and
sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am
usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife Barbie, the doctor said,
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that
you would like to discuss with me?" Barbie replied that she had no
questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why? "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the
first time is usually in July and the second time is in December ."
Feb 3rd 2008, 10:06 am
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Re: sex and the aged
After his exam the doctor said to Wayne, "You appear to be in good
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
about?"
"In fact, I do," said Wayne" After I have sex I am usually hot and
sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am
usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife Barbie, the doctor said,
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that
you would like to discuss with me?" Barbie replied that she had no
questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why? "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the
first time is usually in July and the second time is in December ."
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
about?"
"In fact, I do," said Wayne" After I have sex I am usually hot and
sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am
usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife Barbie, the doctor said,
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that
you would like to discuss with me?" Barbie replied that she had no
questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why? "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the
first time is usually in July and the second time is in December ."
Can't find the full text of it but here's the first line:
It's too good for them, they look so unattractive undressed
- let them read paperbacks!
Anyone know the rest???
Feb 3rd 2008, 4:15 pm
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Re: sex and the aged
When I read the thread title and got all excited thinking that Mythic was going to quote Peter Porter's poem "Sex and the Over Forties"....
Can't find the full text of it but here's the first line:
It's too good for them, they look so unattractive undressed
- let them read paperbacks!
Anyone know the rest???
Can't find the full text of it but here's the first line:
It's too good for them, they look so unattractive undressed
- let them read paperbacks!
Anyone know the rest???
I really don't think I want to know the rest, yes I am over 40 and now think I best be off to McGrudy's tomorrow!
When I read that thread title I got all excited for other reasons than a poem!
Feb 3rd 2008, 5:19 pm
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Re: sex and the aged
After his exam the doctor said to Wayne, "You appear to be in good
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
about?"
"In fact, I do," said Wayne" After I have sex I am usually hot and
sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am
usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife Barbie, the doctor said,
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that
you would like to discuss with me?" Barbie replied that she had no
questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why? "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the
first time is usually in July and the second time is in December ."
health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me
about?"
"In fact, I do," said Wayne" After I have sex I am usually hot and
sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am
usually cold and chilly."
After examining his elderly wife Barbie, the doctor said,
"Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that
you would like to discuss with me?" Barbie replied that she had no
questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you
know why? "Oh that crazy old fart," she replied. "That's because the
first time is usually in July and the second time is in December ."
'Waynes' are all boy racers from Chingford with VW Golf GTIs from the mid-1980s. They have girlfriends called Sharon (or rather 'Shaz'). They are 27, and work in the futures market. They enjoy making up new examples of Cockney rhyming slang:
"Get that Alec down your Gregory"
"Plate of jockeys, luv?"
"Look at her raspberries!"
Aged people have sensible names.
Feb 3rd 2008, 5:24 pm
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Re: sex and the aged
That's a ridiculous joke - everyone knows that aged people are never called Wayne.
'Waynes' are all boy racers from Chingford with VW Golf GTIs from the mid-1980s. They have girlfriends called Sharon (or rather 'Shaz'). They are 27, and work in the futures market. They enjoy making up new examples of Cockney rhyming slang:
"Get that Alec down your Gregory"
"Plate of jockeys, luv?"
"Look at her raspberries!"
Aged people have sensible names.
'Waynes' are all boy racers from Chingford with VW Golf GTIs from the mid-1980s. They have girlfriends called Sharon (or rather 'Shaz'). They are 27, and work in the futures market. They enjoy making up new examples of Cockney rhyming slang:
"Get that Alec down your Gregory"
"Plate of jockeys, luv?"
"Look at her raspberries!"
Aged people have sensible names.
lol my uncle will be glad to hear that, he is 74
only passed it on to here as it was passed onto me, will now go and shoot the sender lol
Feb 4th 2008, 5:30 pm
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Re: sex and the aged
That's a ridiculous joke - everyone knows that aged people are never called Wayne.
'Waynes' are all boy racers from Chingford with VW Golf GTIs from the mid-1980s. They have girlfriends called Sharon (or rather 'Shaz'). They are 27, and work in the futures market. They enjoy making up new examples of Cockney rhyming slang:
"Get that Alec down your Gregory"
"Plate of jockeys, luv?"
"Look at her raspberries!"
Aged people have sensible names.
'Waynes' are all boy racers from Chingford with VW Golf GTIs from the mid-1980s. They have girlfriends called Sharon (or rather 'Shaz'). They are 27, and work in the futures market. They enjoy making up new examples of Cockney rhyming slang:
"Get that Alec down your Gregory"
"Plate of jockeys, luv?"
"Look at her raspberries!"
Aged people have sensible names.
