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Old May 17th 2009 | 11:32 pm
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Default Re: A serious question....

Originally Posted by BangleMan
Dear MataHari,

I have this problem, which I hope you can help me with....
hang on...let me slip into something more comfortable...this may take a while
 
Old May 17th 2009 | 11:33 pm
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Default Re: A serious question....

Originally Posted by MataHari
hang on...let me slip into something more comfortable...this may take a while
hope you have the keys to the hand cuffs close to hand, or I may have to wait a while..
 
Old May 17th 2009 | 11:39 pm
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Default Re: A serious question....

Originally Posted by BangleMan
hope you have the keys to the hand cuffs close to hand, or I may have to wait a while..
ah...you want to do roleplay I see...
 
Old May 18th 2009 | 1:14 am
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Default Re: A serious question....

Originally Posted by BangleMan
Does anyone on here actually enjoy farting?
Yes, it is only natural as someone else has already commented. The act of farting in itself can be extremely satisfying, particularly where regularity and consistency of pitch can be attained, possibly even enhanced by the inclusion of the slightly more sophisticated sphincter constriction at the end displaying good control and a slight increase in pitch or crescendo.

Also, one should always have the option of sphincter control available in order to avoid the possibility of the 'follow through'.

I'm always fairly satisfied with the fragrance produced too. Mine that is, Everyone else's aren't so nice.

All the best,
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Old May 18th 2009 | 3:40 pm
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Default Re: A serious question....

Originally Posted by Big Kevin
Yes, it is only natural as someone else has already commented. The act of farting in itself can be extremely satisfying, particularly where regularity and consistency of pitch can be attained, possibly even enhanced by the inclusion of the slightly more sophisticated sphincter constriction at the end displaying good control and a slight increase in pitch or crescendo.

Also, one should always have the option of sphincter control available in order to avoid the possibility of the 'follow through'.

I'm always fairly satisfied with the fragrance produced too. Mine that is, Everyone else's aren't so nice.

All the best,
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Old May 18th 2009 | 8:11 pm
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Default Re: A serious question....

...but with the ability to fart for Scotland
 
Old May 19th 2009 | 6:18 am
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Default Re: A serious question....

Originally Posted by Big Kevin
Yes, it is only natural as someone else has already commented. The act of farting in itself can be extremely satisfying, particularly where regularity and consistency of pitch can be attained, possibly even enhanced by the inclusion of the slightly more sophisticated sphincter constriction at the end displaying good control and a slight increase in pitch or crescendo.

Also, one should always have the option of sphincter control available in order to avoid the possibility of the 'follow through'.

I'm always fairly satisfied with the fragrance produced too. Mine that is, Everyone else's aren't so nice.

All the best,
Kevin.
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