Was that me? Even though I may have uttered something similar, I actually thought they looked good on you.

Absolutely. I've got a pair of very smart ones but they're too big in the leg and look like Chandler out of Friends (mid-90's). Terrible.

No. You're not a fat old red nose ****.

I think I wore red shoes once when we went for a beer?

My addled brain thinks you're right (on the second point, at least). Had to take someone out to dinner last night who holds the strings to a particular purse that's got some of our money in it, and it took Flag Speciale beer, Sahari Special Reserve red wine, Yellow Label gin and more Flag Speciale to get the strings moving. Not on top form today.

I think anyone who doesn't wear socks with shoes should be shot. There is a guy in my office who doesn't (lebbo of course) - he needs a proper bruising.

but yes, Scampy, I'm sure you'll look lovely.

can we get a picture? just the lower half

So you prefer this



and this?




Classy...

Did you get the cash though? If so, did it pay for the bill?

If I wear shoes without socks then I have those little hidden ones on to stop them stinking.

Maybe. I'm assuming most of you aren't going to the races anyway?

This is the first time I've braved the World Cup. Much prefer just going when it's quiet and calm...I think I already know that.

Yes and yes. 13,090 times over

Decent bit of business then.

Get pissed, get enough money to get pissed again....13,090 more times.

That's you set for the next 35.86 years.

Company's money, not mine. Earned me some kudos, though.

yup. No blisters.

Even better!

You're better than that.

make sure you shake thoroughly