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MacScot Feb 16th 2009 9:04 am
Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
The old proverbial "What's under a Scotsman's kilt ??" may no longer be a mystery. A kilt-hire company insists underwear must be worn by men for reasons of hygiene. Though no mention of of women ? :confused:

I always thought they dry-cleaned kilts or suits between hirers.

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com...nts.4982040.jp

..before anyone asks, there's nothing worn under my kilt...everything is in fine working order ! :p

Roadking Feb 16th 2009 9:06 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
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And here is a stool for those that own their own kilt...

:rofl:

Spugsy Feb 16th 2009 9:12 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7289655)
The old proverbial "What's under a Scotsman's kilt ??" may no longer be a mystery. A kilt-hire company insists underwear must be worn by men for reasons of hygiene. Though no mention of of women ? :confused:

I always thought they dry-cleaned kilts or suits between hirers.

http://scotlandonsunday.scotsman.com...nts.4982040.jp

..before anyone asks, there's nothing worn under my kilt...everything is in fine working order ! :p
do women go commando when they wear kilts as well then?

MacScot Feb 16th 2009 9:24 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7289672)
do women go commando when they wear kilts as well then?
I've never known a woman to go commando..knickers were always in order !:)

or

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas !
Nicolas who ?
Nicholas Scotswomen shouldn't wear kilts !

MacScot Feb 16th 2009 9:25 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 7289660)
And here is a stool for those that own their own kilt...

:rofl:
..surely that's a wee boy's chair...:rofl:

Roadking Feb 16th 2009 10:14 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7289701)
I've never known a woman to go commando..knickers were always in order !:)

or

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Nicholas !
Nicolas who ?
Nicholas Scotswomen shouldn't wear kilts !
Could be you don't know the right kind of women....

Roadking Feb 16th 2009 10:15 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7289705)
..surely that's a wee boy's chair...:rofl:
Nah, it's just cold.

Spugsy Feb 16th 2009 10:21 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 7289848)
Could be you don't know the right kind of women....
I once went out with a cracking scottish lass, she was a rehead upstairs and a blonde downstairs.

MacScot Feb 16th 2009 10:39 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7289857)
I once went out with a cracking scottish lass, she was a rehead upstairs and a blonde downstairs.
Which one did she dye - upstairs or downstairs...though sounds like the latter :)

Spugsy Feb 16th 2009 10:55 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 7289885)
Which one did she dye - upstairs or downstairs...though sounds like the latter :)
none mate, she was pure scots and all natural.

Blue Cat Feb 16th 2009 11:00 am
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 7289857)
I once went out with a cracking scottish lass, she was a rehead upstairs and a blonde downstairs.
:eek:

B Bear Feb 16th 2009 1:23 pm
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7289934)
:eek:
rust

Nic1 Feb 16th 2009 2:46 pm
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

N

Spugsy Feb 16th 2009 2:55 pm
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Nic1 (Post 7290535)
Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

N
from Commander FOR SURE.

Sandboy Feb 16th 2009 3:27 pm
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Nic1 (Post 7290535)
Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

N
Jocks are too tight to even part with crabs, nowt to worry about

Nic1 Feb 16th 2009 3:33 pm
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 7290649)
Jocks are too tight to even part with crabs, nowt to worry about
:rofl::rofl:

commander Feb 16th 2009 3:37 pm
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Sandboy (Post 7290649)
Jocks are too tight to even part with crabs, nowt to worry about
your lass took them for nothing last time she parted her legs, the northern toilet;)

nowt to worry about

commander Feb 16th 2009 3:38 pm
Re: Scotsmen must wear underwear under their hire kilts...
 
Originally Posted by Nic1 (Post 7290535)
Do you reckon you could catch an STD from a kilt ? Possibly crabs ?

N
only if the haggis was a carrier..


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