weasel decentral

Combining this with your post in the Doha thread, I assume this is a recent horror inflicted on you?
Was there an alcohol induced lowering of standards?

Meow

Eyebrows. What is the point/purpose of them?

The Dean

A penis that can't stay erect for very long due to the onset of middle age.....

I'm sure there must be someone around here that suffers from that........

weasel decentral

Consider them like a set of roof gutters to keep the rain/sweat out of your eyes.
Also they provided a remarkable emotional range to the acting repertoire of Roger Moore

co durham boy

I'm convinced its Doha Teachers pissed up back boobs !

britexpat76

I wish I could share the picture I have on my phone of the worst backboobs ever. Stood in the queue at Lidl (I was buying wine-not lidl food) behind something in Leggings and a boob tube that her skin had enveloped..........

I wont tackle anything with backboobs...........Though there is no such thing as ugly in the dark.......

kittycat1

general body fat- other than on boobs and bums and cellulite- I mean why?

Also I always thought Id quite like to have a tail-a fluffy furry one, its not fair that we dont have one. And imagine if we were covered in fur- the world would be a completely different place- would we still wear clothes? the mind boggles!

britexpat76

I think the furry ones are called primates, or German/French women.........

OriginalSunshine

long finger or thumb nails on men.

eeewwww

kittycat1

can I add fake tans- thats kinda relevant- especially the orange David dickenson type glow- not only does it look ridiculous, I hate the whole essex girls are orange thing-we aren't all orange! since when is orange attractive? and the smell makes me want to hurl- pale and interesting or brown with white bits is the way it should be!

kittycat1

also can I add overgrown pubic hair- I've written this about 6 times now and theres no easy way of saying it- I'm not going into my preferences but it should never ever be down to the knees! I'm not saying there shouldn't be any but well you know...

britexpat76

Amen.

Millhouse

I'm struggling with this one... I think we need to understand preferences.

littlejimmy

Feet. Ugly, smelly...yuck.

Bahtatboy

Non-existent necks (ok, you can't do away with something that doesn't exist, but you get my drift). My head grows directly out of my shoulders--if I had a proper neck I'd be knocking on 6ft, and then my BMI would be down to normal. Just not fair.