British Expats - Revenge

British Expats (https://britishexpats.com/forum/)

- The Sand Pit (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/)

- - Revenge (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/revenge-625498/)

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. So fess up everyone. Who was your victim and what did you do?

Just tipping my toe in the water to see who I have to avoid on the board. lol:sneaky:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceres (Post 7842283)

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. So fess up everyone. Who was your victim and what did you do?

Just tipping my toe in the water to see who I have to avoid on the board. lol:sneaky:

Life's to short to peel a grape :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 7843666)

Life's to short to peel a grape :p

So if I shot your dog, you wouldn't react and avenge poor little Rover?

:D

Nope, but then my dog's name ain't Rover......

Cue Tommy Cooper gag......

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceres (Post 7843696)

So if I shot your dog, you wouldn't react and avenge poor little Rover?

:D

Only dog I have is the ex, now, if you can take care of her..........

Quote:

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7843723)

Nope, but then my dog's name ain't Rover......

Cue Tommy Cooper gag......

Tommy Cooper....bit before my time I'm afraid. :rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceres (Post 7843727)

Tommy Cooper....bit before my time I'm afraid. :rofl:

Just some of the Man's classics

Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'.
The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind',
so he gave me a kite.
I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for 'flu.
So I went, and I got it.'
I was in the attic the other day with the wife. Damp and dusty.........but she's great with the kids!

Quote:

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 7843725)

Only dog I have is the ex, now, if you can take care of her..........

That would make her a bitch not a dog.:p

Quote:

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 7843725)

Only dog I have is the ex, now, if you can take care of her..........

Do you mean assasinate???

Quote:

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 7843740)

Just f with you. I know who Tommy Cooper was. He is dead now though isn't he?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceres (Post 7843741)

That would make her a bitch not a dog.:p

You 'aint seen her :p

Quote:

Originally Posted by ceres (Post 7843755)

Just f with you. I know who Tommy Cooper was. He is dead now though isn't he?

Yeah, but like the true performer did it on stage. Everyone thought it was part of the act.

BTW the guy was a masterful magician

Quote:

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 7843761)

You 'aint seen her :p

I'm sure you got the stereo.........so what you moaning about.:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Quote:

Originally Posted by oktoberon (Post 7843768)

Yeah, but like the true performer did it on stage. Everyone thought it was part of the act.

BTW the guy was a masterful magician

Actually now I think about it, I think remember that.:(

Quote:

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7843747)

Do you mean assasinate???

Did I say that........:lol: