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MightBe Jun 10th 2007 2:23 am
REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Todays sermon about the old saying
Never a lender or borrow be.

Could affect all your lives. Pray for forgiveness

Miss Eck Jun 10th 2007 2:33 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896409)
Todays sermon about the old saying
Never a lender or borrow be.

Could affect all your lives. Pray for forgiveness
Great sermon. Can you cover stalkers tomorrow?

twinkle-star Jun 10th 2007 2:35 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896409)
Todays sermon about the old saying
Never a lender or borrow be.

Could affect all your lives. Pray for forgiveness
Have you got my missing credit card ???????????? :frown:

beebee Jun 10th 2007 2:37 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 4896470)
Have you got my missing credit card ???????????? :frown:
psst TS..who is this guy..never seen him before, is it Conf in disguise?

twinkle-star Jun 10th 2007 2:40 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 4896485)
psst TS..who is this guy..never seen him before, is it Conf in disguise?
seems strange ..i loose my card ..he appears with "that" sermon ...:sneaky:

Blue Cat Jun 10th 2007 2:40 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 4896485)
psst TS..who is this guy..never seen him before, is it Conf in disguise?
no he is genuine, he calls in most Sundays.
Amen

twinkle-star Jun 10th 2007 2:58 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4896497)
no he is genuine, he calls in most Sundays.
Amen
He has my card ...or God is watching me .........:ohmy:

beebee Jun 10th 2007 3:03 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4896497)
no he is genuine, he calls in most Sundays.
Amen
does everyone behave now then... is that why conf is not here?

Madam Medusa Jun 10th 2007 3:13 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
i don't know why, but i got nervous just opening this thread...:o

MM, xx

Jammy_Dodgers Jun 10th 2007 3:21 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896409)
Todays sermon about the old saying
Never a lender or borrow be.

Could affect all your lives. Pray for forgiveness
Great advice, Thanks for that MB...........I owe you one

Rumble Tumble Jun 10th 2007 3:35 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 4896598)
i don't know why, but i got nervous just opening this thread...:o

MM, xx
I don't know about you MM but i was my cross and holy water ready just in case :D

RT x

beebee Jun 10th 2007 3:45 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by Rumble Tumble (Post 4896662)
I don't know about you MM but i was my cross and holy water ready just in case :D

RT x
dunno about you RT, but I think maybe u and I are not dressed appropriately for here... think I better change...

MataHari Jun 10th 2007 3:50 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 4896678)
dunno about you RT, but I think maybe u and I are not dressed appropriately for here... think I better change...
wear red....it's appreciated

beebee Jun 10th 2007 3:54 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4896689)
wear red....it's appreciated
oh...I'm okay then

MataHari Jun 10th 2007 3:56 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 4896711)
oh...I'm okay then
underneath I mean...

W10 Jun 10th 2007 4:28 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
You give sermon's based on Shakespeare quotes...cool

MightBe Jun 10th 2007 4:44 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
It seems only one of you understood the message
Thank you for your donation to the church Karma funds RT

Perhaps the message should have been
Never a lender or borrower be
But give until it bleeds .

Thank you my children .

Next week sermon will be

A bird in the hand, Is it worth two in the bush.

MightBe Jun 10th 2007 4:45 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by twinkle-star (Post 4896559)
He has my card ...or God is watching me .........:ohmy:
God is always watching. and he saw!

twinkle-star Jun 10th 2007 4:46 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896906)
It seems only one of you understood the message
Thank you for your donation to the church Karma funds RT

Perhaps the message should have been
Never a lender or borrower be
But give until it bleeds .

Thank you my children .

Next week sermon will be

A bird in the hand, Is it worth two in the bush.
Ive given up my credit card ..its a sign from above .......:(

MightBe Jun 10th 2007 4:47 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4896689)
wear red....it's appreciated
Yes . God saw what you did as well.

MataHari Jun 10th 2007 4:47 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896906)
Next week sermon will be

A bird in the hand, Is it worth two in the bush.
I never understood what that means exactly...

MataHari Jun 10th 2007 4:48 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896917)
Yes . God saw what you did as well.
that's good to know...

beebee Jun 10th 2007 4:48 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896917)
Yes . God saw what you did as well.
thats it.. I'm off..

MightBe Jun 10th 2007 4:49 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4896922)
that's good to know...
Whether the audience appreciated it, is not known .

beebee Jun 10th 2007 4:49 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4896920)
I never understood what that means exactly...
kind of.. the grass is not greener

Rumble Tumble Jun 10th 2007 4:50 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896906)
It seems only one of you understood the message
Thank you for your donation to the church Karma funds RT

Perhaps the message should have been
Never a lender or borrower be
But give until it bleeds .

Thank you my children .

Next week sermon will be

A bird in the hand, Is it worth two in the bush.
Pleasure, i havent donated to the good cause for a long while!

Oh gawd you surely aren't going to keep me on tenderloins... oops i mean hooks, till next weeks sermon are you, your greatness :p

twinkle-star Jun 10th 2007 4:50 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896931)
Whether the audience appreciated it, is not known .
I NEED credit .........:frown:

MightBe Jun 10th 2007 4:53 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4896920)
I never understood what that means exactly...
Meaning:
It's better to have a small actual advantage than the chance of a greater one.

MataHari Jun 10th 2007 4:55 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896931)
Whether the audience appreciated it, is not known .
but that's why I did it in the first place....

MataHari Jun 10th 2007 4:55 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896952)
Meaning:
It's better to have a small actual advantage than the chance of a greater one.
I will ponder for a while...

MightBe Jun 10th 2007 4:56 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by W10 (Post 4896830)
You give sermon's based on Shakespeare quotes...cool
Very astute:

LORD POLONIUS:
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

Hamlet 1603

Elvira Jun 10th 2007 5:21 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896970)
Very astute:

LORD POLONIUS:
Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.

Hamlet 1603
You take my house when you do take the prop that doth sustain my house; you take my life when you do take the means whereby I live.

littlejimmy Jun 10th 2007 5:21 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
TenTerhooks. Not Tenderhooks. :blink:

Rumble Tumble Jun 10th 2007 5:29 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4897130)
TenTerhooks. Not Tenderhooks. :blink:
LMAO, well better than "TenderLoins" though i guess :p

mythic Jun 10th 2007 7:45 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
anything is better than tender lions lol

MightBe Jun 16th 2007 4:33 pm
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Sunday blessing to all the workers and desert dwellers.

Elvira Jun 16th 2007 4:57 pm
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4924375)
Sunday blessing to all the workers and desert dwellers.
Thank you, Your Eminence - your blessing touches my heart and will act as a holy light to guide my activities throughout this holy day :thumbsup: .......... But what about the dingos? :huh:

MightBe Jun 16th 2007 11:42 pm
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by Elvira (Post 4924399)
But what about the dingos? :huh:
Did you have to bring up Gods trashy

Elvira Jun 17th 2007 2:35 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4925875)
Did you have to bring up Gods trashy
:o

Norm_uk Jun 17th 2007 8:29 am
Re: REPENT ~ Sinners
 
Originally Posted by MightBe (Post 4896409)
Todays sermon about the old saying
Never a lender or borrow be.

Could affect all your lives. Pray for forgiveness

My sermon would be this:

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. - Buddha


N.


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