Reasons for not wanting to get old...
 

1. Bending down and seeing your face fall in front of you

2. Wanting to wear comfortable shoes and beige trousers

3. Getting to the supermarket check out and then emptying the contents of
your wallet or purse onto the counter for the check out person to count
out

4. Wanting a tartan shopping trolley

5. Getting up at 5.30 every day for no reason

6. Queuing up with the other wrinklies for your pension

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7. going grey...

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false teeth and making noises when you bend down.....

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...oh, and err. Sorry slipped my mind.

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Getting that weird old people's BO.

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complaining that todays music 'is rubbish!'.

thats me, whenever I hear r'n'b on the radio or in clubs, 'Neo ****ing Geo or whatever he's called? RUBBISH!'

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...because one day, that little grey-haired, old lady (man) you help across the road will be your wife (husband) ! :(

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saw on a bumper sticker in the US once:

Be nice to your kids today!
(Remember, they chose your retirement home)[/

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Prune juice, crappy cars, lots of doctors visits and having to take a battery of tablets, roll-on deoderant sticks, approaching the Hayflick limit...etc.

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think thats just a smell of piss....

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playing for West Ham

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i think you'll find that Chelsea probably have the oldest team in the premiership, my 'Glory chasing' northern friend