Reasons for not wanting to get old...
Mar 10th 2009, 3:57 am
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Reasons for not wanting to get old...
1. Bending down and seeing your face fall in front of you
2. Wanting to wear comfortable shoes and beige trousers
3. Getting to the supermarket check out and then emptying the contents of
your wallet or purse onto the counter for the check out person to count
out
4. Wanting a tartan shopping trolley
5. Getting up at 5.30 every day for no reason
6. Queuing up with the other wrinklies for your pension
2. Wanting to wear comfortable shoes and beige trousers
3. Getting to the supermarket check out and then emptying the contents of
your wallet or purse onto the counter for the check out person to count
out
4. Wanting a tartan shopping trolley
5. Getting up at 5.30 every day for no reason
6. Queuing up with the other wrinklies for your pension
Mar 10th 2009, 4:00 am
#2
hmmmm...nice
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Re: Reasons for not wanting to get old...
7. going grey...
Mar 10th 2009, 4:04 am
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Mar 10th 2009, 4:05 am
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Re: Reasons for not wanting to get old...
...oh, and err. Sorry slipped my mind.
Mar 10th 2009, 6:04 am
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Re: Reasons for not wanting to get old...
Getting that weird old people's BO.
Mar 10th 2009, 6:18 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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Re: Reasons for not wanting to get old...
1. Bending down and seeing your face fall in front of you
2. Wanting to wear comfortable shoes and beige trousers
3. Getting to the supermarket check out and then emptying the contents of
your wallet or purse onto the counter for the check out person to count
out
4. Wanting a tartan shopping trolley
5. Getting up at 5.30 every day for no reason
6. Queuing up with the other wrinklies for your pension
2. Wanting to wear comfortable shoes and beige trousers
3. Getting to the supermarket check out and then emptying the contents of
your wallet or purse onto the counter for the check out person to count
out
4. Wanting a tartan shopping trolley
5. Getting up at 5.30 every day for no reason
6. Queuing up with the other wrinklies for your pension
thats me, whenever I hear r'n'b on the radio or in clubs, 'Neo ****ing Geo or whatever he's called? RUBBISH!'
Mar 10th 2009, 6:23 am
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Re: Reasons for not wanting to get old...
...because one day, that little grey-haired, old lady (man) you help across the road will be your wife (husband) ! 
Mar 10th 2009, 6:29 am
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Re: Reasons for not wanting to get old...
saw on a bumper sticker in the US once:
Be nice to your kids today!
(Remember, they chose your retirement home)[/
Be nice to your kids today!
(Remember, they chose your retirement home)[/
Mar 10th 2009, 6:46 am
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Re: Reasons for not wanting to get old...
Prune juice, crappy cars, lots of doctors visits and having to take a battery of tablets, roll-on deoderant sticks, approaching the Hayflick limit...etc.
Last edited by Charismatic; Mar 10th 2009 at 6:53 am.
Mar 10th 2009, 10:37 am
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Mar 10th 2009, 10:45 am
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Re: Reasons for not wanting to get old...
playing for West Ham
Mar 10th 2009, 10:47 am
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