Re: Raoul Moat
 

Sandboy- the pantomime cow is just genius it made me laugh yesterday but today its given me the proper giggles- funny as f**K- :thumbsup:

:rofl:

Why are pantomime cows so funny??

Re: Raoul Moat
 

this is unbelieveable - Gazza turned up with a dressing gown, a fishing rod some chicken and lager :D

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This has to be the funniest thread I've read anywhere! I know its not a laughing matter, but Gazza? a chicken sandwich and a can of lager? A fishing rod?!?!? Pure genius, please someone buy the film rights!

Re: Raoul Moat
 

Never a dull moment with Gazza.

Re: Raoul Moat
 

quote Gazza

"knowing my luck he would miss"

"does a favour will ya?, put the cheque in the post"

I know I shouldnt but I would love to get shit faced with Gazza!!

Re: Raoul Moat
 

ah christ, what the hell has happened to Gazza? The lad has just lost it on the booze, poor bastard....

Re: Raoul Moat
 

He's lost the plot. As a Newcastle lad its sad to hear the state of him. I am not optimistic for his future I think its too late for him:(

Re: Raoul Moat
 

it reminds you of 'Rent-a-ghost'?

Re: Raoul Moat
 

I agree, he's tried to top himself three times now, and he sounded dreadful on that phone in, I don't think there's any saving him.

Re: Raoul Moat
 

His family confirmed that the post-mortem examination gave the cause of Moat's death as gunshot wounds consistent with the weapon he was carrying.

But they claim there was no mention in the report of any marks on Moat's body specifically linked to an injury from a stun gun.

There had been marks on his body consistent with "rough living".

Northumbria Police have said that two officers shot Moat with taser stun guns during the stand-off with Britain's most wanted man.

Moat was said by witnesses to be holding a gun to his head during the stand-off but police have refused to answer questions about when exactly the stun guns were used.

Sky's Midlands correspondent Lisa Dowd said the family have "big concerns" and are "pretty angry" that none of them were asked by police to speak to Raoul Moat during the stand-off.

She said: "They have told me that his uncle, in particular, wanted to go and thought he could save his life but the police told him it was not safe for him to go.

"But there was a friend who was called to go up and speak to him, and he has said he thinks the discharge of the taser led to, or triggered, Raoul Moat to shoot himself

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-...nd_Post_Mortem

Re: Raoul Moat
 

Shame it's all over, this thread has produced some absolute gems:

Sue (haircut that'd looked stooopid even for the 80's) Sim
Gazza plus Newkie Brown, Lager, Chicken and Fishing Rod
That pantomime cow.

You couldn't make it up (well, 'cept for the cow).

Nice bit of shotgun-to-the-head-suicide in "Wild at Heart", nearly got it onto the Church roof.

Re: Raoul Moat
 

Apparently gazza wasn't really mates with moat, he just heard someone was going to get wasted and there might be some shots involved"

Re: Raoul Moat
 

at least Gazza can sleep soundly knowing that he is once again the most mental person in Newcastle!

Re: Raoul Moat
 

nah, he wanted first dibs on Moat's liver

you'd think someone could help the poor bastard mind, they'll all be waiting to cash in when the inevitable happens

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He will end up like George Best no doubt.... Sad really...