Question for the Ladies of BE
Mar 16th 2009, 10:11 am
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Re: Question for the Ladies of BE
if you are going to head down the lingerie route here's a couple tips learnt the hard way;
- don't buy crotchless - just not a good idea
- always go for a small size - better her take it back than think you reckon her ar*e is huge
Mar 16th 2009, 10:26 am
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Re: Question for the Ladies of BE
If it's a big birthday then a pressie is probably needed. If it's just an in between birthday, then I think you have been more than generous.
Mar 16th 2009, 10:35 am
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Re: Question for the Ladies of BE
A box of Cadburys Milk Tray...AED16 at Lulu Hypermarket, Karama...job done.
Mar 16th 2009, 10:39 am
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Re: Question for the Ladies of BE
aw, c'mon! lingerie? when has a bloke ever been able to buy lingerie and it ever work out right?
if you are going to head down the lingerie route here's a couple tips learnt the hard way;
- don't buy crotchless - just not a good idea
- always go for a small size - better her take it back than think you reckon her ar*e is huge
if you are going to head down the lingerie route here's a couple tips learnt the hard way;
- don't buy crotchless - just not a good idea
- always go for a small size - better her take it back than think you reckon her ar*e is huge
I'd also, personally, welcome a larger size than a smaller one. I think you can squirm out of buying too big easier than too small... imagine her trying on undies that are too small and then cue a huge "I'm too big for this!", "I'm too fat!" [burst into tears] "I used to be this size!" etc... Whereas if she tries it on and it's too big, there'll be disapointment but still a vague edge of flattery, knowing that she's smaller... or it'll just be really comfy!
Mar 16th 2009, 10:43 am
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Re: Question for the Ladies of BE
yeah, you see, I think buying lingerie is jsut too full of pitfalls... unless it's a nice nightie.
I'd also, personally, welcome a larger size than a smaller one. I think you can squirm out of buying too big easier than too small... imagine her trying on undies that are too small and then cue a huge "I'm too big for this!", "I'm too fat!" [burst into tears] "I used to be this size!" etc... Whereas if she tries it on and it's too big, there'll be disapointment but still a vague edge of flattery, knowing that she's smaller... or it'll just be really comfy!
I'd also, personally, welcome a larger size than a smaller one. I think you can squirm out of buying too big easier than too small... imagine her trying on undies that are too small and then cue a huge "I'm too big for this!", "I'm too fat!" [burst into tears] "I used to be this size!" etc... Whereas if she tries it on and it's too big, there'll be disapointment but still a vague edge of flattery, knowing that she's smaller... or it'll just be really comfy!
MM, xx
Mar 16th 2009, 10:45 am
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Re: Question for the Ladies of BE
yeah, you see, I think buying lingerie is jsut too full of pitfalls... unless it's a nice nightie.
I'd also, personally, welcome a larger size than a smaller one. I think you can squirm out of buying too big easier than too small... imagine her trying on undies that are too small and then cue a huge "I'm too big for this!", "I'm too fat!" [burst into tears] "I used to be this size!" etc... Whereas if she tries it on and it's too big, there'll be disapointment but still a vague edge of flattery, knowing that she's smaller... or it'll just be really comfy!
I'd also, personally, welcome a larger size than a smaller one. I think you can squirm out of buying too big easier than too small... imagine her trying on undies that are too small and then cue a huge "I'm too big for this!", "I'm too fat!" [burst into tears] "I used to be this size!" etc... Whereas if she tries it on and it's too big, there'll be disapointment but still a vague edge of flattery, knowing that she's smaller... or it'll just be really comfy!
1. Man asks lady what size she is
2. Man goes into shop & buys something nice in that size
3. Lady is happy.
Mar 16th 2009, 10:47 am
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Re: Question for the Ladies of BE
ohh, paul, boom and mellow in mall of the emirates also has some funky exclusive stuff which is worth checking out...
MM, xx
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Mar 16th 2009, 10:49 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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Mar 16th 2009, 10:50 am
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Mar 16th 2009, 10:50 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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Mar 16th 2009, 10:54 am
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hmmmm...nice
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Re: Question for the Ladies of BE
Oh dear. That all sounds terribly complicated and fraught with problems. Maybe my idea wasn't so good after all. I just imagined it would go like this:
1. Man asks lady what size she is
2. Man goes into shop & buys something nice in that size
3. Lady is happy.
1. Man asks lady what size she is
2. Man goes into shop & buys something nice in that size
3. Lady is happy.
Mar 16th 2009, 10:55 am
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Re: Question for the Ladies of BE
yeah, you see, I think buying lingerie is jsut too full of pitfalls... unless it's a nice nightie.
I'd also, personally, welcome a larger size than a smaller one. I think you can squirm out of buying too big easier than too small... imagine her trying on undies that are too small and then cue a huge "I'm too big for this!", "I'm too fat!" [burst into tears] "I used to be this size!" etc... Whereas if she tries it on and it's too big, there'll be disapointment but still a vague edge of flattery, knowing that she's smaller... or it'll just be really comfy!
I'd also, personally, welcome a larger size than a smaller one. I think you can squirm out of buying too big easier than too small... imagine her trying on undies that are too small and then cue a huge "I'm too big for this!", "I'm too fat!" [burst into tears] "I used to be this size!" etc... Whereas if she tries it on and it's too big, there'll be disapointment but still a vague edge of flattery, knowing that she's smaller... or it'll just be really comfy!
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Mar 16th 2009, 10:56 am
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why ayeeeee man!
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