TGFKASE

I have just realised that, sometime over the last 24 hours, someone has decided to show me their view of my choice of car by keying it all the way down the passenger side....!!!!:curse::curse::curse::curse::curse:

Is this something I would still need a police report to get repaired???

twinkle-star

Yes go to them and report it!
Did you see my porshe thread in Abu Dhabi keyed my mates car happens alot have been told!

Bison

Someone put a cock on my bonnet :curse:

Bastards

matthew.lewis2

To cut a long story short, my wife caled for a taxi too late when we went back to the UK on hols. recently. Had to leave the truck in long stay at the airport for two weeks, came back to english swear words and ''clean me'' all over it.

MrsHaps

Where have you been parking.....

When i was tanning hard at the Kempinski, i swim up to the pool bar and got talking to this guy from sweeden who parked his car in the carpark, according to him this lexus blocked him in the day before so he thought 'fook you you current' and decided to walk to his car and put his key all the way along the car.....

So said 'how did you get out.......'

he said 'he had to do it in two reverses...'

so i said.... 'you keyed his car and all you had to do was two reverses?'

He said 'yeah ******g current wont do that again'

I was like okay im going back to lay down see ya.....

Nice choice of words and actions.... needless to say i am very careful of where i park and how close i am too them!!

(and i did avoid him after that!!)

twinkle-star

Really?










Now theres an idea .....

Bison

Well when I say put, I mean drew in the dust

twinkle-star

Ah!...Right!!..Ok but thats kinda like saying to a jury disreguard that last remark....




(just kidding by the way..................)

Jeeper

i'm not one to moan about things but.........I'd like to key some of these cars driven by 'currents' that can't park properly within their own parking bay. And the double parkers.

Admittedly the punishment doesn't fit the crime as described above but there's so much selfishness in carparks.

There was a dude taking up more than his carpark outside my house....after about 5 times I left a note....and now he doesn't do it anymore. If he kept doing it.....maybe some flat tyres would have been on the agenda.

There's no excuse for not parking properly.

Confucius

I think it's the owner of said Porsche who Picassoed TGIFriday's car...

Confucius

That's the work of cute kids...Bless their cotton keys...

admon

Whats a current/currant?

Jeeper

Abbreviate it into one syllable.

admon

cr?

Jeeper

Well done.