If you had given him the damn bell, like you were told to, you wouldn't have to second guess him...

Now you'll probably go up there, wake a guy who is at deaths door (u inconsiderate b***h!!) and offer to plump his pillows???? lol

No,i am very nice...out comes the nurses outfit and its like a miracle from God.....spontaneous recovery.

Aaahhh, you never mentioed tha before....

All is forgiven,and I dare say he is getting some colour back in his cheeks...

yeah...the only thing im getting out will be some nice jim jams and a copy of Hello magazine..

Wait, what about the satisfaction of a job well done...

God, you women are so superficial.....

at last....you understand!!

I just didn't want to be the one who told you that Santa didn't exist.....

what?....what do you mean?..what are you saying you horrible man?

Errgghh. I mean that Santa doesn't exist here, he bypasses Muslim countries...


(Phew, think I got away with that!!)

what is my description? out of curiosity.

The photo of a 14" cock that you sent me is not enough for me to have an impression about you...Try getting an avatar or a photo of a face with a 14" nose...

No Ms D it was ''come to mommy !!! ''

after previous threads today id best not post a picture of what my impression of you is....

Dom't know what you mean

God, you dig more escape tunnels than Steve McQueen....

Are you coming to the night out on 14th?