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Pearls of wisdom
I'm sure with so many all knowing people on here you must have all been given some very wise words along the way, so whats the best advice you've ever been given and did you listen to it?
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Do one thing at a time, and do it as if your life depended on it.
I try to follow it, and succeed usually. |
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You can't change yesterday but you can change tomorrow :)
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Don't do it!!!!!!!
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I don't care what you do or who you do it with, but If I have a mother come to this house telling me your son has made my daughter pregnant your dead.
My sex education from Dad, aged 12. 24 years on still remember it and still childless! |
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The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it.
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Dont eat yellow snow!
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" Don't be a man at night and a boy in the morning "
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Back away, fatty
(on my fridge in UK) |
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don't yawn whilst spraying on underarm deodorant
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Never defend nor deny.
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Never turn down sex, no man ever said on his deathbed that he wished he had less sex.
unless his death was caused by sex of course |
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Just follow the man in the chicken suit, he knows his way to the finish line!
I tried to follow the advice but my feathered friend was way too fast for me! (When competing in a 10k) |
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The cream of today is the cheese of tomorrow.
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Don't complain, never explain.
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Originally Posted by co durham boy
(Post 10181459)
" Don't be a man at night and a boy in the morning "
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You cannot fully trust someone who doesn't drink without valid medical reasons.
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My Grandad once said to me..'Never wipe your bottom with a broken glass' seems sound advise to me!
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'Trust no-one,then you have only yourself to blame if ever you are let down'.
I never liked the person who said that to me-well us- cos we were out for a night. I have to confess,sadly this has become my mantra. x |
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When you point the finger at someone, look where the other 3 fingers are pointing
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Re: Pearls of wisdom
Originally Posted by Norm_uk
(Post 10182344)
You cannot fully trust someone who doesn't drink without valid medical reasons.
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Originally Posted by Spugsy
(Post 10183971)
Never trust a hippy
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Pearls of wisdom - ain't that when solomon comes on your tits?
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Keep your mouth shut and your ears open....... (my Dad, who I still miss every day, nearly 34 years after his death)
The world doesn't owe you a living....... (ditto) The trend is your friend.......... (that comes from trading in the financial markets, but there are plenty of other situations where it applies) ............. and my favourite 'proverb' or 'cliche': Empty vessels make the most noise............ |
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Originally Posted by Spugsy
(Post 10182051)
I like that a lot.
Him being the gaffer didn't help me either , it's never left me after all this time and i've used it to a few boys over the years and it's had the same effect . |
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Shut up. Think. Then talk. Always remember that too late:o
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"This morning ****** Heads will Roll! - But I dare say yours will be the only one smiling as it rolls across the floor!"
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You can roll a shit in glitter but its still a shit- noone wants shit
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Originally Posted by kittycat1
(Post 10184760)
You can roll a shit in glitter but its still a shit- noone wants shit
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Originally Posted by jackthehat
(Post 10184762)
British Leyland?
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You cannot polish a turd.
I use that at least once a week. |
Re: Pearls of wisdom
Originally Posted by britexpat76
(Post 10184765)
You cannot polish a turd.
I use that at least once a week. |
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An old Yorkshire saying..........
'If you ever do owt for nowt, make sure you do it for thissen!' |
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Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate your mind on the present moment.
As much as I try and take this advice,I never can. |
Re: Pearls of wisdom
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 10184791)
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate your mind on the present moment.
As much as I try and take this advice,I never can. |
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
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You cannot polish a turd.
Here you are darling and a nice picture too :D |
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
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Originally Posted by jackthehat
(Post 10184823)
Was that supposed to be amusing? - Darling?
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Originally Posted by Patsy Stoned
(Post 10184826)
go away... you tedious little man
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Originally Posted by jackthehat
(Post 10184815)
You need therapy!
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