MissDemeanor

If you could leave the future generation 1 piece of completely useless advice,what would it be?!

eg..For all you girls...NEVER try and catch your hair straightners if you drop them.You will always burn your fingers badly...everytime.

Confucius

Use sunscreen...Baz Luhrmann said...

typical

Don't tie yourself in knots waiting for sex. It'll come, and so will you.

twinkle-star

Thats a handy hint!.... Got any fingers left???


Try..... when chopping veggies pay attention and dont start bopping in time to the radio...can result in a cut thumb...

Bob

if you could do that, it certainly would

Coxy the Bear

A very good friend of mine had that played at his funeral, took the vicar a while to make the connection that he died from a melanoma.

MataHari

never leave catching a kitten till the last moment...AARRGGHHHHHHHHH

lionheart

Get yourself a fishing net...

MataHari

it's hidden behind the watertank in the shed...no way I can get to it...and it needs to go to the vet in an hour...been trying to lure her out of and on all day now....got 5 done but this last one just won't....

shakh your bootie

Spray it with water from the garden hose - that'll make that sucker run....

MataHari

I have had it running a few times...it's no fun trying to catch an 8 weeks old kitten at my age...

shakh your bootie

You poor old bag-lady, you.....

Try tying a tissue to a piece of string, wave enticingly (you're good at that) - get it to chase after it and "pow!" grab it by the scruff of the neck when it's distracted....

MataHari

I'd have to post a pick of the watertank shed to show you that that wouldn't work..I have given up on it....it can die for all I care....

shakh your bootie

Teargas?

MataHari

now why didn't I think of that...