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Old Aug 15th 2008, 8:36 pm
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Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Lebanese president died and went all to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said:
I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....
She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said:
well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 5 million dollars...
5 million dollars?!!!
She made him a cheque and went to sit
back on her chair....

Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the united States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:
well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: 10 million dollars...
10 million dollars?!!!!!!
He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair...

The Lebanese president was extremely soooo jealous too... he starts screaming and screaming, I wanna .............. call Lebanon too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputies, I wanna talk to everybody...
He called Lebanon and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking... then he said:
well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: 2$ ...
Only 2 dollars?!!!!!
The devil said:







well, calls from hell to hell are charged local !!
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Old Aug 15th 2008, 8:41 pm
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen View Post
Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton and the Lebanese president died and went all to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said:
I miss England, I wanna call England and see how everybody is doing there....
She called and talked for about 5 minutes... then she said:
well, devil how much do I owe you ?
The devil goes: 5 million dollars...
5 million dollars?!!!
She made him a cheque and went to sit
back on her chair....

Bill Clinton was soo jealous, he starts screaming, me too I wanna call the united States, I wanna see how everybody is doing too...
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he said:
well, devil how much do I owe you???? The devil goes: 10 million dollars...
10 million dollars?!!!!!!
He made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair...

The Lebanese president was extremely soooo jealous too... he starts screaming and screaming, I wanna .............. call Lebanon too, I wanna see how everybody is doing there too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputies, I wanna talk to everybody...
He called Lebanon and he talked for about twenty hours, he was talking and talking and talking... then he said:
well, devil how much do I owe you????
The devil goes: 2$ ...
Only 2 dollars?!!!!!
The devil said:







well, calls from hell to hell are charged local !!
You do know that you're going to hell...
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Old Aug 15th 2008, 8:48 pm
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You do know that you're going to hell...
Lebanon??
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Old Aug 15th 2008, 8:56 pm
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Lebanon??
No...Hell is easier to get into...
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Old Aug 16th 2008, 8:21 am
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No...Hell is easier to get into...
Well I did Damascus and Tartous recently. Damascus airport comes pretty close to being hell, especially when you are using Syrian Arab Air!
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