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Coxy the Bear Apr 25th 2008 10:36 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 6268279)
Don't worry - you got 2 out of 3 for being straight. Confirmation to get 3 out of 3 is that your whorl is clockwise. An easy way is determine whether you part to the left or the right (I'm taking about the hair on your head).. the parting (or score as we call it in Scotland) should be on the left!

Otherwise very masculine - girls beware!


When I was a kid it was parted on the left!

MissDemeanor Apr 25th 2008 10:37 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear (Post 6268280)

I bet that car knows all the best dogging sites!!!:rofl:

ScotsExpat Apr 25th 2008 10:37 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 6268248)
Check this out:

Is the whorl in your hair on your scalp set in a clockwise or anti-clockwise in direction? - Clockwise

Is your index finger longer than your ring finger on your left hand? - No

ARe you left handed or right-handed? - Right

Answer truthfully, and I'll give you the answer.


Now, can I have my choice of anything on the top shelf............??

Coxy the Bear Apr 25th 2008 10:38 pm

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Originally Posted by ScotsExpat (Post 6268291)
Now, can I have my choice of anything on the top shelf............??


Great joke that one!

MacScot Apr 25th 2008 10:38 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by ScotsExpat (Post 6268291)
Now, can I have my choice of anything on the top shelf............??

Yes, but girls only.

ScotsExpat Apr 25th 2008 10:39 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 6268279)
Don't worry - you got 2 out of 3 for being straight. Confirmation to get 3 out of 3 is that your whorl is clockwise. An easy way is determine whether you part to the left or the right (I'm taking about the hair on your head).. the parting (or score as we call it in Scotland) should be on the left!

Otherwise very masculine - girls beware!

My hair isnt long enough to have a score.................:rofl:

MissDemeanor Apr 25th 2008 10:41 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by ScotsExpat (Post 6268299)
My hair isnt long enough to have a score.................:rofl:

but its longer than Spideys,who is clearly sexually challenged!:D

MacScot Apr 25th 2008 10:43 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by ScotsExpat (Post 6268299)
My hair isnt long enough to have a score.................:rofl:

Can't you remember from last century?

ScotsExpat Apr 25th 2008 10:45 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 6268305)
Can't you remember from last century?

Last time it was long enough to have a score, it was styled a la "Charlie Nicholas"....... Flat on top, permed down the back..............lol

A time I have spent years forgetting and destroying all photographic evidence of........

MissDemeanor Apr 25th 2008 10:47 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by ScotsExpat (Post 6268309)
Last time it was long enough to have a score, it was styled a la "Charlie Nicholas"....... Flat on top, permed down the back..............lol

A time I have spent years forgetting and destroying all photographic evidence of........

oh my god....you had a permed mullet??

MacScot Apr 25th 2008 10:47 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear (Post 6268285)
When I was a kid it was parted on the left!

That was started by your mum - she probably really wanted a girl!

Coxy the Bear Apr 25th 2008 10:49 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 6268316)
That was started by your mum - she probably really wanted a girl!


No, she wanted a puppy, got me instead!

MacScot Apr 25th 2008 10:52 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear (Post 6268320)
No, she wanted a puppy, got me instead!

What a shame.. but at least she has a dog now! LOL

Coxy the Bear Apr 25th 2008 10:53 pm

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Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 6268331)
What a shame.. but at least she has a dog now! LOL

Yep, loyable, lovable and always wants to sleep!

MissDemeanor Apr 25th 2008 10:55 pm

Re: OK, Let's Get a Few Things Clarified....
 

Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear (Post 6268335)
Yep, loyable, lovable and always wants to sleep!

and the rest!!!:rofl:


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