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Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:05 pm
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It seems there is some confusion on the BE sight regarding myself and my personal life. If I talk to a woman, I'm not necessarily shagging her, or trying. If I talk to a man who is either straight or gay, I'm not gay. Much the same that not all muslims are terrorists! I don't pay for it, beg for it or decieve for it either! I'm not Cockney, have never answered to the name Del, never lived in a tower block or say Lovely Jubbly. I did once own a Capri though! I joined BE for some normality from the nutters in the rest of the ME......god how wrong was I!
So, I'm not trying to get into the knickers of anyone on the BE site, although I have to say, there is a couple I would, and even with the offer of a bottle of wine, I won't! You guys are my friends, and I don't crap on my own doorstep so to speak. But, I'm not going to upset any Husbands or Boyfriends, so gents, please stop threatening me! Now, as my little german friends at work would say.....any Qvestions?!
 
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It seems there is some confusion on the BE sight regarding myself and my personal life. If I talk to a woman, I'm not necessarily shagging her, or trying. If I talk to a man who is either straight or gay, I'm not gay. Much the same that not all muslims are terrorists! I don't pay for it, beg for it or decieve for it either! I'm not Cockney, have never answered to the name Del, never lived in a tower block or say Lovely Jubbly. I did once own a Capri though! I joined BE for some normality from the nutters in the rest of the ME......god how wrong was I!
So, I'm not trying to get into the knickers of anyone on the BE site, although I have to say, there is a couple I would, and even with the offer of a bottle of wine, I won't! You guys are my friends, and I don't crap on my own doorstep so to speak. But, I'm not going to upset any Husbands or Boyfriends, so gents, please stop threatening me! Now, as my little german friends at work would say.....any Qvestions?!
Questions?

Just one - what prompted this little outburst?
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:10 pm
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Questions?

Just one - what prompted this little outburst?
LOL Alcohol!
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:15 pm
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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
It seems there is some confusion on the BE sight regarding myself and my personal life. If I talk to a woman, I'm not necessarily shagging her, or trying. If I talk to a man who is either straight or gay, I'm not gay. Much the same that not all muslims are terrorists! I don't pay for it, beg for it or decieve for it either! I'm not Cockney, have never answered to the name Del, never lived in a tower block or say Lovely Jubbly. I did once own a Capri though! I joined BE for some normality from the nutters in the rest of the ME......god how wrong was I!
So, I'm not trying to get into the knickers of anyone on the BE site, although I have to say, there is a couple I would, and even with the offer of a bottle of wine, I won't! You guys are my friends, and I don't crap on my own doorstep so to speak. But, I'm not going to upset any Husbands or Boyfriends, so gents, please stop threatening me! Now, as my little german friends at work would say.....any Qvestions?!
Your not getting that money back mate
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:22 pm
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Your not getting that money back mate
It's OK, I've bounced the cheque anyway!
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:23 pm
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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
If I talk to a man who is either straight or gay, I'm not gay....


Check this out:

Is the whorl in your hair on your scalp set in a clockwise or anti-clockwise in direction?

Is your index finger longer than your ring finger on your left hand?

ARe you left handed or right-handed?

Answer truthfully, and I'll give you the answer.
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:27 pm
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Check this out:

Is the whorl in your hair on your scalp set in a clockwise or anti-clockwise in direction?

Is your index finger longer than your ring finger on your left hand?

ARe you left handed or right-handed?

Answer truthfully, and I'll give you the answer.
Haven't a clue about the whorl, that's where it's thinning! No it's not and I'm right handed.......I'm gonna regret this I can tell!
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:29 pm
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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
It seems there is some confusion on the BE sight regarding myself and my personal life. If I talk to a woman, I'm not necessarily shagging her, or trying. If I talk to a man who is either straight or gay, I'm not gay. Much the same that not all muslims are terrorists! I don't pay for it, beg for it or decieve for it either! I'm not Cockney, have never answered to the name Del, never lived in a tower block or say Lovely Jubbly. I did once own a Capri though! I joined BE for some normality from the nutters in the rest of the ME......god how wrong was I!
So, I'm not trying to get into the knickers of anyone on the BE site, although I have to say, there is a couple I would, and even with the offer of a bottle of wine, I won't! You guys are my friends, and I don't crap on my own doorstep so to speak. But, I'm not going to upset any Husbands or Boyfriends, so gents, please stop threatening me! Now, as my little german friends at work would say.....any Qvestions?!

Ive got a qustion.What colour was your capri?!
 
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Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
Ive got a qustion.What colour was your capri?!

I had a dark Blue one, a Pearl White one and a Black one.....why?
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:31 pm
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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
I had a dark Blue one, a Pearl White one and a Black one.....why?
Oh dear
 
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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
I had a dark Blue one, a Pearl White one and a Black one.....why?
men who drive dark blue capri's are sluts,pearl white..obviously gay and black capris are only driven by cockneys.
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:32 pm
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Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
Oh dear
What do you mean oh dear?!
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:33 pm
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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
What do you mean oh dear?!
See above ....
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:34 pm
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Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
Haven't a clue about the whorl, that's where it's thinning! No it's not and I'm right handed.......I'm gonna regret this I can tell!
Don't worry - you got 2 out of 3 for being straight. Confirmation to get 3 out of 3 is that your whorl is clockwise. An easy way is determine whether you part to the left or the right (I'm taking about the hair on your head).. the parting (or score as we call it in Scotland) should be on the left!

Otherwise very masculine - girls beware!
 
Old Apr 25th 2008 | 10:35 pm
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