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Old Aug 26th 2008, 7:33 am
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Help me please.
Im a woman and a blonde in distress.

Ive got no water.turned all the taps on in the house...no water.
Obviously I cant phone the welsh water board and kick off.What am I supposed to do?Do I need to phone someone,or do I have to fix something myself?..SHIIIT!


Could this be something to do with the idiot who fixed the sprinkler system yestoday?
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Buy a bucket and go next door !

Are the neighbours experiencing the same problem ?
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Originally Posted by Karlos The Jackal View Post
Buy a bucket and go next door !

Are the neighbours experiencing the same problem ?
I havent got any neighbours.The house is empty.
Youre a great help arent you?!Youre a bloke.You should know what to do.
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is there someone canoeing down your street?
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What am I supposed to do?
Call a plumber or fix it guy? You haven't been fiddling with anything that looks like a valve have you?

Alternatively attach a hose to next doors tap and have showers in the back garden, just put some of your nipple stickers on so you don't offend the folks next door .
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I havent got any neighbours.The house is empty.
Youre a great help arent you?!Youre a bloke.You should know what to do.

Shit..............sorry, fancy that, me not knowing that next doors house is empty !

Try a house where somebody lives, preferably in close proximity as all the houses will all be fed mains water from the same supply !

Failing that, don't stay out in the sun too long as you may start to 'ripen' a bit and you will be unable to take a shower !
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Shit..............sorry, fancy that, me not knowing that next doors house is empty !

Try a house where somebody lives, preferably in close proximity as all the houses will all be fed mains water from the same supply !

Failing that, don't stay out in the sun too long as you may start to 'ripen' a bit and you will be unable to take a shower !
Ive phoned the guy who fixed the irregation system yestoday and let rip.He is coming back at 3.Ive also phoned 2 maintenance guys and they are coming..so whoever gets here first gets the job.
Why does shit like this always happen when the man isnt round to deal with it? I cant even wire a plug.
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Don't worry I can't knit a jumper or crochet a blanket !

My missus used to complain about me 'never doing the washing up', I retorted with 'you never change the brake pads or oil filter on the car' !

End of discussion......................
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Originally Posted by Karlos The Jackal View Post
Don't worry I can't knit a jumper or crochet a blanket !

My missus used to complain about me 'never doing the washing up', I retorted with 'you never change the brake pads or oil filter on the car' !

End of discussion......................
well im glad you all find it so funny.
i could be dead from de-hydration by tonight.
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Like you really drink the water out of the tap !

Someone will give you the kiss of life if you are found slumped and naked in your garden ?

Question is which end will they go to kiss ?
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Like you really drink the water out of the tap !

Someone will give you the kiss of life if you are found slumped and naked in your garden ?

Question is which end will they go to kiss ?

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if its my gardner who finds me,i hope he just leaves me to die in that case.
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i could be dead from de-hydration by tonight.
If you survive you could write an account of your ordeal.

“Day 26: I had a can of larger from the fridge as a substitute for orange juice over breakfast, unfortunatly I'd run out of vodka and wasn't going to drink orange juice alone. I've had to ration the G&Ts back to 6 a day...”.
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If you survive you could write an account of your ordeal.

“Day 26: I had a can of larger from the fridge as a substitute for orange juice over breakfast, unfortunatly I'd run out of vodka and wasn't going to drink orange juice alone. I've had to ration the G&Ts back to 6 a day...”.
you obviously don't know her...
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Brace yourself MD....................I'm going in !

(Flippers, snorkel & mask at the ready !)
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Originally Posted by MissDemeanor View Post
Ive phoned the guy who fixed the irregation system yestoday and let rip.He is coming back at 3.Ive also phoned 2 maintenance guys and they are coming..so whoever gets here first gets the job.
Why does shit like this always happen when the man isnt round to deal with it? I cant even wire a plug.
Why not learn some skills for future use. Why depend on a bloke to do everything?


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