Oh No.....
Aug 26th 2008, 7:33 am
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Oh No.....
Help me please.
Im a woman and a blonde in distress.
Ive got no water.turned all the taps on in the house...no water.
Obviously I cant phone the welsh water board and kick off.What am I supposed to do?Do I need to phone someone,or do I have to fix something myself?..SHIIIT!
Could this be something to do with the idiot who fixed the sprinkler system yestoday?
Im a woman and a blonde in distress.
Ive got no water.turned all the taps on in the house...no water.
Obviously I cant phone the welsh water board and kick off.What am I supposed to do?Do I need to phone someone,or do I have to fix something myself?..SHIIIT!
Could this be something to do with the idiot who fixed the sprinkler system yestoday?
Aug 26th 2008, 7:53 am
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Re: Oh No.....
Buy a bucket and go next door !
Are the neighbours experiencing the same problem ?
Are the neighbours experiencing the same problem ?
Aug 26th 2008, 8:22 am
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Re: Oh No.....
is there someone canoeing down your street?
Aug 26th 2008, 8:25 am
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Re: Oh No.....
Call a plumber or fix it guy? You haven't been fiddling with anything that looks like a valve have you?
Alternatively attach a hose to next doors tap and have showers in the back garden, just put some of your nipple stickers on so you don't offend the folks next door
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You haven't been fiddling with anything that looks like a valve have you?Alternatively attach a hose to next doors tap and have showers in the back garden, just put some of your nipple stickers on so you don't offend the folks next door
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Aug 26th 2008, 8:28 am
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Shit..............sorry, fancy that, me not knowing that next doors house is empty !
Try a house where somebody lives, preferably in close proximity as all the houses will all be fed mains water from the same supply !
Failing that, don't stay out in the sun too long as you may start to 'ripen' a bit and you will be unable to take a shower !
Aug 26th 2008, 8:31 am
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Shit..............sorry, fancy that, me not knowing that next doors house is empty !
Try a house where somebody lives, preferably in close proximity as all the houses will all be fed mains water from the same supply !
Failing that, don't stay out in the sun too long as you may start to 'ripen' a bit and you will be unable to take a shower !
Try a house where somebody lives, preferably in close proximity as all the houses will all be fed mains water from the same supply !
Failing that, don't stay out in the sun too long as you may start to 'ripen' a bit and you will be unable to take a shower !
Why does shit like this always happen when the man isnt round to deal with it? I cant even wire a plug.
Aug 26th 2008, 8:34 am
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Don't worry I can't knit a jumper or crochet a blanket !
My missus used to complain about me 'never doing the washing up', I retorted with 'you never change the brake pads or oil filter on the car' !
End of discussion......................
My missus used to complain about me 'never doing the washing up', I retorted with 'you never change the brake pads or oil filter on the car' !
End of discussion......................
Aug 26th 2008, 8:36 am
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i could be dead from de-hydration by tonight.
Aug 26th 2008, 8:41 am
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Like you really drink the water out of the tap !
Someone will give you the kiss of life if you are found slumped and naked in your garden ?
Question is which end will they go to kiss ?
Someone will give you the kiss of life if you are found slumped and naked in your garden ?
Question is which end will they go to kiss ?
Aug 26th 2008, 8:44 am
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dirty b@stard.
if its my gardner who finds me,i hope he just leaves me to die in that case.
Aug 26th 2008, 8:53 am
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If you survive you could write an account of your ordeal.
“Day 26: I had a can of larger from the fridge as a substitute for orange juice over breakfast, unfortunatly I'd run out of vodka and wasn't going to drink orange juice alone. I've had to ration the G&Ts back to 6 a day...”.
“Day 26: I had a can of larger from the fridge as a substitute for orange juice over breakfast, unfortunatly I'd run out of vodka and wasn't going to drink orange juice alone. I've had to ration the G&Ts back to 6 a day...”.
Aug 26th 2008, 8:54 am
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If you survive you could write an account of your ordeal.
“Day 26: I had a can of larger from the fridge as a substitute for orange juice over breakfast, unfortunatly I'd run out of vodka and wasn't going to drink orange juice alone. I've had to ration the G&Ts back to 6 a day...”.
“Day 26: I had a can of larger from the fridge as a substitute for orange juice over breakfast, unfortunatly I'd run out of vodka and wasn't going to drink orange juice alone. I've had to ration the G&Ts back to 6 a day...”.
Aug 26th 2008, 9:47 am
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Brace yourself MD....................I'm going in !
(Flippers, snorkel & mask at the ready !)
(Flippers, snorkel & mask at the ready !)
Aug 26th 2008, 9:49 am
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Ive phoned the guy who fixed the irregation system yestoday and let rip.He is coming back at 3.Ive also phoned 2 maintenance guys and they are coming..so whoever gets here first gets the job.
Why does shit like this always happen when the man isnt round to deal with it? I cant even wire a plug.
Why does shit like this always happen when the man isnt round to deal with it? I cant even wire a plug.
Why depend on a bloke to do everything?-