Myth Number Two: Men Like Women in High Heels
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Myth Number Two: Men Like Women in High Heels
I don't. I think it looks a bit gross- those toes squashed up down at the bottom. And the ankles always look too fragile. And then there's the very inelegant tottering about on 99% of all surfaces known to exist on this planet.
And they're not good for boats.
And they're not good for boats.
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They make womens' calves (? back of the leg, not baby bovines) look nice...but a nurse in flat shoes is just fine by me.
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Yep, can't be doing with them, they are a pain in the arch
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I think Men Like Women is p'haps good enough.
For us women.
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As long as she keeps flip flops for the beach and pool and doesn't wear crocs I won't moan because she's not wearing heels to cook dinner
N.
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Shoes! You give them shoes!!!?
Next it'll be the vote and equal rights. It's the end, the end I tell you.
Next it'll be the vote and equal rights. It's the end, the end I tell you.
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Completely naked wearing high heels would do it for me.
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its a shame its so hot over here as I love women in nice boots, usually in winter time.
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Not Ugg boots though. They are disgusting. A good indication of swamphog skankiness though...
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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So what is this BS about men not understanding women then - you've got it perfectly
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It sounds however like you don't like women in ill-fitting or inappropriate shoes, which is fair enough.
Is the next instalment in this series going to be "Myth Number Three: Men Like Women in Stockings" because if it is, I'll pre-emptively rubbish that now?